Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, I decided to push myself and go to a morning yoga class, despite suffering from horrible insomnia for the past few nights. During child’s pose, I fell dead asleep on my mat and only woke up because I ripped a comedically loud fart and startled myself. FML
Today, I took my first yoga class ever. Everything was going fine until it was time to stand up from the floor. My knees made a sound like snapping wood, my balance disappeared, and I nearly took out the lady next to me while trying to recover. She helped me up like I was part of her family. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
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Top comments
Yaggi 0
what an awesome way of saying 'Hello, I think you're hot" :)
aback 5
Tell him you were honking at him.
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Comments (76)
Yaggi 0
what an awesome way of saying 'Hello, I think you're hot" :)
Flammin8 0
I'm sure that was the best feeling fart ever!
Bobissmall 13
It is. You just say "My farts just couldn't wait to meet you"
mamamiaaa_fml 12
that's actually a great ice breaker especially if you don't have a joke or anything. I got the farts app just for this purpose. give it a try before you doubt it's power.
Il_Maestro 6
Huh. I never thought that random gas bubbles leaving my body would be a good way to find true love. I guess I'm just old fashioned that way. Then again, maybe someone will create a new "fart online dating" site for people like me who may need help understanding how near-toxic gases can attract suitable women.
unfortunate_13 5
honey, we all know guys that attend yoga classes are gay. (nothing against gays though) so you didn't lose a thing!
jrad1982 0
wow 47, thanks to your knowledge of the digestive tract it's ok that you ripped ass in front of me.
ComMed1 0
47 you epically fail for posting a comment so stupid that it need not be posted ever again.
duckie227 22
#43 no they aren't. so don't make stupid assumptions ever again. #52 just shut up. that was actually a pretty intelligent answer.
jess6blondie9 3
thanks for sharing that.... it was halarious..?
jparkerlogan 3
I'm not gay, and I do yoga. :p
raw_tigahh 2
As far as FML goes, everyone farts in yoga class... don't worry it was your nerves... no wait.. your butt.
scotty2hottie48 0
^fail
MasterE56 4
fail^^
dark_path 0
you 21 and 41 both fail for having anime pictures.
shortystar_fml 0
agreed
flairknocks 2
guys like girls who fart. just means we can fart around you too.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
Ohh man i have been with my girlfriend for 2 years & not once have i heard her fart... :(
Molkerei 0
op is a dude. girls don't fart.
dre_bro11 12
no ops a girl.
duckie227 22
#50 girls fart all the time. some times worse that guys. and ops a girl. pay attention.
wisericky 12
50 was sayen that theres no way OPs a girl, because girls dont fart...i think. =D
Rowdey 10
Or poop.
duckie227 22
I hear everyone farts in yoga. no big deal
omfgTACOsYeSs 0
ranch dressing?
kikibisweet 0
You fart when youre nervous?? lol ydi
xFalzz 0
A lot of people do.
XexyWinch 0
Awwww.....that stinks.
XZero_fml 0
I see what you did there.
mercedes3210 6
not bad at all
MaJiN_fml 2
wait... girls can fart?!
funktown 2
LOL
Il_Maestro 6
Don't be silly, girls don't fart; they "grace the air with their own natural scent"
stronghand0331 17
That's called a queef.
RedPillSucks 33
I hope you weren't bent over in front of him. oh well, maybe the 2nd or 3rd impression will be better.
iliketurdles 7
I'm I the only one hoping she was bent over in front of him. *que **** music*
grandpaearthling 2
breathe in fart out, breathe in fart out. alright now let's go to dog farts sitting upright
perlie559 0
ahahaha!! that's funny!!