Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
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Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
All I'm thinking right now... SpongeBob: floor it? Floor it floor it floor it!!!! *vroom* *crash*
Adam1260 15
How do you not make it out of the parking lot? That's not even 50 feet.
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Comments (77)
britzy_03 19
First vote for the first time ??
NickACD 27
HOW THE **** DO YOU **** UP THAT BADLY!
Doubtful_Judge 23
The instructor didn't explain it well enough. (most likely)
Apersonishere 5
Because the instructor probably thought "Do not drive straight into non-moving objects" was self-explanatory.
shessohighh 10
Driving instructor ****** up too. Most cars they use for driving lessons have a break and wheel on the passenger side to stop situations like this. Unless OP was 2ft in front of a building and floored it, the instructor should have had time to take control. And if they are using a regular car maybe the instructor will rethink that now.
xLIGHTS_fml 23
Well I never had any practice whatsoever when my driving instructor just told me to drive. I was confused at first because my parents never practiced with me. Needless to say, I didn't crash and did pretty well.
A7XCamaro 19
59- I have never seen a driving instructor car outside of movies/tv shows that had dueling steering or even just brakes
Adam1260 15
How do you not make it out of the parking lot? That's not even 50 feet.
kmaheynoway 25
Dude, don't jump to conclusions. Not all parking lots are 50 feet. Maybe this one was 30.
Bono363 11
I agree with #8. We don't know how big or what kind of parking space it is. Let's hope for the follow up.
jmigs17 19
So if OP says it was more than50 feet, are we going to suddenly be impressed. Wow. Good job OP. You made it 51 ft then crashed. Didn't think so
kmaheynoway 25
Don't lose hope. It requires extreme skill to manage to do that. Maybe not the skill you're looking for, though.
theforceisstrong 8
Driving requires extreme skill? Is that what you're saying?
keithsbooty 20
#66 crashing it that quickly is
gintwinsmoore 20
you have to concentrate OP or that could be your life, someone else's, or both.
nhbasskid13 23
well that's.... smashing. sorry, it's an awful wreck of a pun.
Doubtful_Judge 23
Hey, people who make jokes like those take the wrong turn on the road of life.
kmaheynoway 25
Guys, we need to take a brake from all these puns. If not, wheel end up in an infinite pun competition.
TDog3337 12
Ok, im tired with these car puns. I know they were on accident, but you're driving me crazy...
coming back in the future 30
Are you asian? #noracist
Skoff_fml 27
On the bright side, at least you made me feel better about my poor driving skills.
emi_alejandra 23
How did that happened?
fpants2010 18
happen*
cutycat136 28
All I'm thinking right now... SpongeBob: floor it? Floor it floor it floor it!!!! *vroom* *crash*
toaster87 19
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking spongebob in this situation
bc3091 10
Ah, the memories. Glad I didn't use the SpongeBob method of driving when I got my license.
Matt_Hazard 16
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS.......BLANKETY, BLANKETY , BLANK.