Hawaii84

Texas, USA

Light Sleeper 14 October 2012, 04:24 Evansville, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML

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jay ze punk 29 January 2013, 19:56 Metz-tessy, France

Charming

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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