Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Top comments
officeradvil 8
Well that is just unsanitary. And hilarious!
supawoman_fml 8
lol how could you not know their urinals?
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Comments (110)
enyawettil 1
I'm lost...what's 'Bonnaroo'?
tmcnatt2012 0
You're kidding...right?
sheethapins 13
You sad, sheltered, poor little person you...
metfanatic1986 0
well at least u got to go to bonnaroo!
misslc 4
it's a massive music festival in Tennessee
enyawettil 1
aah...thanks lol. never heard of it till now.
WALLOOP 6
now that's just unfortunate
huntermc7 0
I'm sorry you even had to use a porta-potty...
samikay23 0
omg that is so funny
HarrietPotter239 0
At least you're at Bonnaroo
VeeVengeance 0
You smell even more like pussy now.
Jacobt24 19
Is your profile picture what I think it is?
Just_Peed 0
yo mamas so big I used her pad as Halloween costume
brookig 10
And how do you get pussy smell from a MEN'S urinal? And your profile pic is lame and offensive. You seriously need to get a life. You have too much free time.
marthagayo 14
you are offended by a comment on a offensive site, yea. isn't that sort of the point? don't like what you see, stop coming on
jess6blondie9 3
How is her picture offensive? Every girl gets her period, so if you get offended by a bloody pad costume, you're the one who needs to grow up.
iloveyoungmoney 0
now ur stuff smells like crap! :) haha
braunwynn 5
guys pee in urinals, poop does not go there...
cockseverywhere 2
hahahhahaha #28 I literally laughed out loud at that. damn.
jake3292 5
wow u fail but... fyl
docscientist 10
lolabamba
Just_Peed 0
dood..what?
GameAddikt 0
*facepalm*