Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Top comments
officeradvil 8
Well that is just unsanitary. And hilarious!
supawoman_fml 8
lol how could you not know their urinals?
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Comments (110)
birdfreak 24
wow you must have been pissed! :D
spazmattic 0
That's what I was thinking! Well, with better grammar...
spazmattic 0
misplaced post- yay
emodude44 0
Yeah... YDI for just not thinking that one through...
WordSmyth 2
Now all of your shit is covered in piss! :D
kittea86 0
No friggen duh. who doesn't know that i have known since i can remember. ydi
Microbus_fml 0
Sounds like a stretch to make a FML. Nobody, not even you, is that stupid.
Shadow_Phantom 26
*facepalm* YDI.
Cenobyte 10
I nearly did that once too. Its a very convenient looking location to put your phone and wallet etc. I'm just glad that I saw the hole at the bottom that looked suspiciously like a drain, and thought the better of it.
iBeast101 5
People these days. Use your head MAN!
Soloman212 28
OP is a woman.
heytheresophie 0
I think the worst part of this situation is that you actually had to use a portapotty.