littleman
United States
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Skill issue
Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Anonymous
Kellyville, Australia
Long drive home
Today, at work, I shat myself at my desk thinking it was a fart. I had to waddle down to the parking garage and drive myself home. I’m a grown man. FML
bob the builder
Ridgeland, United States
Better run
Today, I'm at work on a construction site for a high rise building, on the 12th floor today. I've developed a severe case of the runs, causing me to need to rush to the nearest toilet periodically. Luckily for me it's conveniently located on the ground floor. FML
Anonymous
Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom
SHAME! SHAME!
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
There's always that one dude
Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML
Anonymous
Engadine, Australia
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Creepedout
Wilson, United States
Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
Anonymous
Finland
Walk, don't run
Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML
walnutbladder
United States
Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML
Top comments
Icejza_DaChilla 7
Perfect username. Just get a foot stool! Problem solved littleman :3
Cad6 24
Urine quite a situation there. I would just piss it off and use the toilet.
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Icejza_DaChilla 7
Perfect username. Just get a foot stool! Problem solved littleman :3
domking1315 20
I used to be puny too. Just try the stalls. I always did that
epicwaffles 7
Thats just a small problem, its not a big deal.
allthatandmore 0
Stilts!
Marcella1016 32
You should be ok...don't they always say "aim high" in your career?
allthatandmore 0
Made my day
SW500 13
I feel your pain OP. I'm only 5'2 so you can imagine how it was before I was this height.
LolFMLnot 10
So what? Perfect height for going down on someone ;) You don't have to sit. Just trying to be positive here
xoconnie 8
so... are u a midget?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Exactly how high are the urinals...? Anyway, OP, don't feel too bad about it. Everyone loves a short little guy... Height-wise, of course :D
peachesncreem 21
They make platform shoes for men that look like regular shoes. I know someone who wore them at his wedding because his wife wanted to wear heels. She would have been taller than him if he didn't wear them.
TurnpikeTwister 0
Just pinch the tip, build up the pressure, and arc it in. Maybe a little post drip but nothing you can't wipe away with a paper towel, problem solved!
laurenobrien 4
Short mans disease! Lol it's okay i feel your pain
Feared 9
Transgendered... Mother of God...the Transgendered are everywhere.
The_Troller 14
Transgendered or not, I'd tap that.
Bigboned38 0
She's hot she can whatever she wants
nofearjenshere 12
^ I'm trying to figure out what word you missed in there. "Do"? "Say"? Either way, not true. :b
nofearjenshere 12
The comment I was replying to is not there anymore. So just ignoring my idiotic looking comment.
The_Troller 14
It still is.
laurenobrien 4
No I am a girl..but I am 4 foot 11 so I finda feel his pain about being short
laurenobrien 4
93, why do you have new pictures of different girls practically everyday..?
laurenobrien 4
No man I'm 100% real, ya creepy asshole
laurenobrien 4
Yeah thats why you look completely different in your pic today then yesterday
upyourzlolz 11
Call her the creepy asshole, but still, you watch her picture everyday...
ilovefall10 21
Use the toilets or get a stepping stool?
IAdminIFlow 0
fml admin why r u deleting my comments. what did i do? i wish to know please.
The_Troller 14
That doesn't sound like a very big problem to me.
ClassyCommando 13
He could probably manage to arc the stream into the urinal. In fact, he could use an erection to get that extra height he needs. Creativity will yield results.
Hidur 10
A handstand even? It's like some weird shower.. and he's the shower head. Style!
bobbeta30 14
I'm to tall for the stalls in the school bathroom ... People think I'm peeping.
Jannettecooks 1
I can see it now, "Dude! Stop creeping on me!" "I'm not, I'm just tall!" "oh, sorry man." "No problem, by the way, nice spider man underoos."
WaSiSimiLang 8
" **** man, I thought you said you weren't creepin'! ******* queer, queer in the whole ******* history of queering, hey go peep at someone else you ******* queerdo." damn I gotta stop this 'the departed' thing
bball234 6
this happens to me a lot, except most guys start having a hissy fit instead of taking it in stride (which is understandable).
Cad6 24
Urine quite a situation there. I would just piss it off and use the toilet.
Felifulify 4
Well there's always a 2nd option for u... Go n use the toilet to do your business..
bglen21 4
Aww, I'm sorry. I genuinely feel for you.
SydMadrid 0
FYL. Use The Toilets
allthatandmore 0
That's what I was thinking! Maybe it's because we are girls and that's what we are used to.
ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
Not even the little one that they put in?
False_Stupidity 42
I don't think they would normally install those child sized urinals at a place of work.. unless it was a daycare or a primary school