Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Top comments
officeradvil 8
Well that is just unsanitary. And hilarious!
supawoman_fml 8
lol how could you not know their urinals?
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Comments (110)
myaaaaaa 0
Retard
iloveyouchung 0
did you find some good ice cream in there?
OfficeNinja 5
never ever place anything anywhere in a portable toilet. including yourself. use the woods. even with fire ants, it's more pleasant than a porta-potty!!
JB1aze 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahah
zeek1317 0
are mentally retarded
alh303 0
I'm sorry but let me guess your not the sharpest tool in the shed are you?(:
Crazy4Christ 0
haha, yah... I was all like "they have cubby holes now?! ooh... haha"
jba22 0
drugs are great
Namenlos_fml 20
Did the hole on the bottom leading to the septic tank not tip you off? It's times like this I wonder what gives people the right to automatically label men as the dumb ones.
OhLohd111 11
I would assume that there would be quite a bit of alcohol at Bonnaroo....
kubleeka 0
What exactly did you think the little drain hole was for?