hatelife
United States
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
I Know How to Pick'em
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Beaverton, Canada
Breaking news
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
iamnotfat
United States
Surprise
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
work -_-
Mitcham, United Kingdom
It's catching
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Cereal_mistress
Sonoma, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
ashily24
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Flabbergasted
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Alisha Marie
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Emotional
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Top comments
DrewsFML 8
hey consider yourself lucky at least the condom broke with his other girlfriend
mruizk9 7
dam that's sucks! that's some Jerry springer shit right there!
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mruizk9 7
dam that's sucks! that's some Jerry springer shit right there!
juliahockey 0
or Maury. you are not the father!
EvilPotato 15
Surprise!
Epilepsy_fml 0
That just sounds like a damn good reason to dump his bitch as right the **** away. No need for complicated stuff.
adropofpeace 8
I see a new episode of sister wives coming on! seriously though, dump him.
iJasper 8
Lmao Good One xD
manzanita2121 6
Good thing you're not the preggo girlfriend.
Sportsfan86 3
I guess it was better than finding out he secretly likes it in the butt.
LilyLovesYouLots 0
JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Kawboy 1
I have to agree with 40.. Atleast you're able to walk away without a douche bf and you're not pregnant..
TattedUP89 0
lol
cfalen 0
Jerry beads!!
volley4eva1698 0
at least you're not the pregnant one
ILUVMSC 5
yeah! it is... lol
bezach 0
maybe she saw a mirror?
davizv 0
no no I know Jerry. it would b springer if the preggo gf was really the other ones mother, but the kid ended up marrying the non ***** gfs mother
NayNay14 0
Hahahahaha
chlorinegreen 27
"Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. Turns out his other girlfriend had the same idea. I'm # months pregnant with his child. FML" still though OP FYL
crazy17balls 0
lmao....agreed
flockz 20
does the pregnant one work with the boyfriend? or did her and the OP just randomly have the same day off?
jordynwebber 0
Jerry Jerry jerry
AngryNinja 1
I disagree, 41. I think it'd be better if he like it in the butt, because it'd be something that OP wasn't already giving him.
YacL 15
Uh, okay, sure.
sickjairo 7
sit down loser sit down loser haha
baseballstuf52 0
well at least your not the one pregnant... you should be the grateful one
pablothepenguin 2
Congratulations! I had no idea you were expecting! .... (awkward)
lashtx 0
yeah, probably more Maury, unless she's also his cousin or sister's gf or something like that! lol.
blaircan 0
wow, talk about an epic surprise
HugoBosss_fml 0
Wake up call!
NomOnShroomz 14
Threesome!
kendallwendall 0
maybe you can babysit? hahaha
Hopsin_fml 0
don't be too un-easy about punching the women's stomach! I'd be glad to see her fml within a few days.
itsmissjox3 0
^ I know you were trying to be funny, but punching a pregnant woman's stomach isn't really a good joke. Maybe she didn't know...
TheBeatlesAreLov 0
Is it just me, or does it seem like the whole population of FML are cheaters? Kind of gives me a dim outlook...
The_Great_Zucchi 15
How is this the other woman's fault? I never get why people respond by being hostile towards the other person. The only person with a responsibility towards the OP is the boyfriend. Anything else is just denying that he's a douchebag.
fthislyfe 22
204: whats with your lame profile picture? gross
lashtx 0
also to 204: braid those underarm hairs much? lol!! douche-y for sure!
missmadii 0
I'm pretty sure that pic is of Robert pattinson...
IAmOtter 0
diggin the pit hair dude.
sick_wish 10
well there are many instances in which the other person knows and chooses to go through with it. causing said cheater to commit the act of cheating.
itswhateveridk 0
no you just lacking a sense of humor... I think it's frickn hilarious
vicburnsred 0
You're better off without someone like that.
kingnate16 0
typical in ohio
JokinglySerious 0
I would have thought more of Mississippi
Eliseopwns 22
Now read his comment in Goku's voice
NickACD 27
God ******* damnit you genius.
KaanTech 0
you mean your ex bf What ? i m telling the truth
Jaxon26 0
What does your picture mean?
KaanTech 0
http://bfbcs.com/stats_pc/KaanTech/graphics#g20894 battlefield bad company 2 game i m mad at
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
It is a Boy or a Girl?
NomOnShroomz 14
It's a platypus.
Siji 0
Im sorry ma'am. Once the tail and beak formed....there was nothing we could do.
Siji 0
*Bill. I knew I missed something. :P
guitarman1998 0
Hey, where's Perry?
22Marie22 0
Oh, there you are Perry.
salvorican 24
A platypus? *puts hat on* Perry the platypus!!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
G'morning Agent P. Dr. Doofenshmirtz...
PrickHead 0
is up to no good again
thenamesabbi 0
^^ That may be the best thing I've ever seenXD Sorry to end it!:)
kingpaco 0
but you can call him agent p
schaflava 0
coat hanger
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
Oh, there you are Perry!
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
Oh, there you are Perry!
XXizzlerXX 0
SURPRISE !
DrewsFML 8
hey consider yourself lucky at least the condom broke with his other girlfriend
fthislyfe 22
best comment ever! respect!
lovinj 2
haha couldnt have put it better :)
missy_lynn012 0
well then the other girl would be writing this FML.
Jadelouiseparkes 4
best comment
IronZombie 0
his other gf's fml: today my bf knocked me up and then his other **** came to visit fml
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Did you offer your congratulations?
CaptainObvious91_fml 0
Or offer to host the baby shower!
CryMoreFMLs 15
And poison the ex-boyfriend's dish....
Kawboy 1
Maybe they did karate in the garage afterwords!
A7X_LoVeee 10
No she pissed in her wheaties instead
booboojlc 0
How can anyone not like this comment!? Step brothers references are the best!!!
MissBunnyWillEat 11
137, I appreciate your support on that subject.
Teyros 24
Haha. Your shit >.>
every1luvsvag 10
I have no smartass response to this...
illmatic2 16
So you decide to post a stupid one instead? Nice.
StrangerDangerr 0
look who's being the smartass now
BigHoshJosh 0
I love you guys
rebekahah 7
how about "that would be an awkward time to find out that you're pregnant" (meaning OP's boyfriend only has one girlfriend, and that's her, for all the dips that didn't get it)
Troy_K 7
And then Ashton Kutcher comes out of no where and surprises the hell out of everyone!
Michele2luv 8
you just got punked! lol
YoLauryn 0
lmao
KiddNYC1O 22
Hi, I'm Kenny Rogers! And you just got Punk'd, Biitchh.
brainsoverbeauty 21
You mean you went to visit your now ex- boyfriend, right?
hiyourcute 0
Hey, I think someone stole your shirt...
sexysandpiper 0
and your left arm. you should send them to prison
instnt1nfction 17
I'm not giving up the left arm