Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
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Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, someone broke the flush on the toilet in the only female bathroom in the office, and didn’t leave either a note or out of order sign. The broken flush became very apparent, however, after I was unable to flush the vile smelling deposit I’d left in there. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML
Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
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MidnaLink 35
Is it seriously that hard for grown-ass adults to do one simple thing?
RichardPencil 32
I’m guessing it’s the creative writing or art faculty. They’re so obsessed with getting people to look at and admire their shit, it even happens literally.
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MidnaLink 35
Is it seriously that hard for grown-ass adults to do one simple thing?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
I love that song by SlipKnoT
RichardPencil 32
I’m guessing it’s the creative writing or art faculty. They’re so obsessed with getting people to look at and admire their shit, it even happens literally.
mekiswrite 21
They've obviously never hear the poem before.
protoskore 27
are there any older Russian men among the faculty? We've had a similar problem at work
Skydome6666 6
this is actually a surprising issue in higher education places. when I was doing extra courses there'd always be that one log drop someone didn't flush or managed to clog
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Students need to flush toilets, too. Especially if this is a higher education institute where they should know better, just like your coworkers. I just can't fathom why anyone doesn't flush. It takes two seconds and is better for everyone. People make me sick.
randybryant799 21
That's disgusting. You'd think adults would know better.