Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
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tttron 0
that is DISGUSTING
Peroxide 3
I wonder what goes through the mind of a person like this: "hmm, these new pants don't look as good on me as my old ones, I think i'll take a massive dump in them and wipe my ass with that ugly looking tie"
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Comments (59)
tttron 0
that is DISGUSTING
mwz777 0
******* AGREED
020266t 5
agreed, again
ozpunker 20
YDI, just because your name is g_unit.
DreBeezy 9
Shut up.... Just.... Shut up.
netfreak 0
shitty situation
chaos753159 4
LoL [][] ----
iloveeyouuxD 9
wow never heard that one before
Jimboom 12
You work with a bunch of animals! Speak with your HR department. That sort of shit shouldn't go unpunished.
Rayn4u_fml 0
The 'gift' was probably left behind by a customer who had tried on the pair of trousers. OP, are you quite sure you were in the changing rooms and not bathroom instead lol?
alexandraa_fml 0
My friend that works in JCPennies says this sick stuff really happens. They had to quit putting garbage cans in the fitting rooms because people would pee in them! Wtf is wrong with people!! Someone here recently took did the same in a aeropostale fitting room, and must of got it on her/himself because it was on the walls. It was Horrifying.
averagexbecca 0
Hell yes, JCPenny is gross. I went there once with my friend, and I was helping her choose pants in the fitting room, and then I notice in the corner someone had left bloody underwear...It was so ****** up nasty. OP - FYL D=
amthony08 0
Wow, that sucks big time.
snugsack 0
Take it to some lab n get their DNA tested...find out who it is then take a shit in their shoes. :)
ravinder 0
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Peroxide 3
I wonder what goes through the mind of a person like this: "hmm, these new pants don't look as good on me as my old ones, I think i'll take a massive dump in them and wipe my ass with that ugly looking tie"
youKnowBetter 0
My imagined scenario is more like... "Damn, I shit my pants! Good thing I'm in a store with new pants. I'll make them a delightful trade!"
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Must be a shitty brand of jeans like Wranglers...
flying_vegan 0
Or maybe a nice pair of Schmevi's :)
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
heh heh... (straightens the tie) Not that I know anything about that...
flying_vegan 0
No of course not... I don't even have an anus... how could it be me *cough, cough*?