Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Top comments
officeradvil 8
Well that is just unsanitary. And hilarious!
supawoman_fml 8
lol how could you not know their urinals?
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Comments (110)
officeradvil 8
Well that is just unsanitary. And hilarious!
lmfao_shame 9
what's bonnaroo?
Jacobt24 19
Urinals are only for when European ;)
AngryCanadian 0
Only in Alabama could someone mistake a cubbyhole for a urinal...
Jacobt24 19
technically it was a cubbyhole for a urinal, but anyways yes, the South with their long line of incest children
Jacobt24 19
Whoops I meant technically she mistook a urinal for a cubbyhole
zuzupetalsYO 11
I'm sure we all knew what you meant, I am wondering how OP suddenly found this out though. haha too funny
Jacobt24 19
Haha maybe she smelled her stuff and realized it smelled like pee
yepadoodles 3
is she blond?
Radix 3
I like how girls are oblivious to urinals in unisex portapotties or bathrooms.
Ali_Br_fml 33
Girls don't usually see urinals. Urinals don't tend to be in homes, and aren't in the public ladies' rooms either. I saw my first urinal while at a gas station with an out of service female bathroom, and we had to use the male restroom... (boy are they dirty) Then when those unisex bathrooms started becoming more prevalent.
Jimmyd0t 0
girl's restrooms are way dirtier than the guy's
Iskaria 0
In my experience the male restrooms are dirtier, as a standard (in N.I. at least)
Jayrs93 11
I worked as a janitor at a camp and cleaning the girls washrooms was way worse than the guys I found that they were dirtier
MyCleverName 2
90, cool story, you tell that at parties?
wrigleys 4
lol @ 116 I just hope she didn't take the free mint
Alex94xela 0
WTF is a bonnaroo? some kind of ***** house?
lv8898 0
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mahomie97 7
ahahahhahahahah that sucks for you!!(:
agaba 0
haha yea and is OP blond?
hockey1317 0
You're ugly and retarded.
OCDC 9
Have you seen your profile pic?
GreatGeak 8
WTF? I mean....WTF? I'm hoping and praying REALLY hard that op is like 8. and then I feel REALLY bad for op.
supawoman_fml 8
lol how could you not know their urinals?
hiyourcute 0
Seriously. I mean, I'm a girl and I know what a urinal looks like. And even if I didn't, I wouldn't look at one and think hey, look at this handy porcelain cubby on the wall of the bathroom
Just_Peed 0
They're plastic in porta-potties..ANYWAY, I got your back, batch be trippin
pink_raindrops 26
I've personally never seen a urinal in one of those porta-potties but I'm not sure why anyone would think there would be a cubby in one, it just seeems REALLY odd to me.
ReynshineCutting 10
They don't look anything like real urinals. They're really small, sort of flat on the bottom, and just don't look like any other urinals. The first time I saw one I had no clue what it was. It took me a minute to figure it out (no I never thought it was a shelf or cubby). Honestly it would make sense if porta potties had some sort of shelf or something for your stuff so you wouldn't have to set it on the nasty pee covered floor. I won't take anything in with me and will leave it on the ground outside or have someone hold it for me. I don't trust my phone or keys to not fall out of my pocket.
rebekahah 7
when I was younger I mistook those porta potty urinals for sinks, but I only tried to use them like once or twice because I realized that there wasn't a faucet.
maz_irken 6
that story made my day
courtney680 17
You're a complete dumb ass...
Silenthunter 0
Well played...
raff696 3
because OP is a female
yellow_jello 3
I want to like your comment but I can't because it has 69 likes
kateannobrien 23
How could you not know how to use their and they’re?
AudiePeachcake 0
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lolz!
johnnyredcorn 5
Woof.
misomalu 0
well quite simply put, your a moron
synonymous 1
You're** I felt the need to correct you because I giggled over the irony of your comment. Okay, so maybe I didn't giggle, but I /did/ smirk! (P.S. Commas enjoy getting used. Call them the Snooki of the punctuation world. Either way, make them your friend. ;p)
WeezyFreak 0
*apostrophe not a comma my my, people are stupid these days
XBCX96 4
Says the man who did not use any periods, nor did he capitalize anything. Way to go :D
Jacobt24 19
Says the guy who ended a sentence with a :D.
WordSmyth 2
#25- I believe synonymous meant that more commas could have been used. As in: "Well, quite simply put, you're a moron."
Just_Peed 0
DAYUMS yoo foos suk att sprekken je engrish,
A4zzzA4 0
This guy just won.
808Boyo 4
Who gives a **** how he spelt this or how she said that. ******* get over it! Wanna correct people? Become a ******* teacher! Damn!
Just_Peed 0
*Eghem* etts pranuciated DAYUMS
WordSmyth 2
Was that a rhetorical question? Obviously some people DO care if they bother to correct him. That being said, questions normally end in question marks. Why do you take offense? (that's rhetorical by the way I really don't care to hear your reason). Here I'll do it for you: Dis be da Internet Spllng and grmr dnt mtr bitchass. dis ain't eng101 lawl. How clear was that? (rhetorical).
Just_Peed 0
Notta menchun hee POBLY duble chekked hiz graamer so hee wudnt lookie lika doosha bagg
Dudelike89 8
Oh no! My schitty chiken!!
myxcure 2
It's funny that nobody needed correct spelling or anything to correctly interpret what this comment meant, but a lot of people felt like correcting each other anyway. Apparently, on FML, either you're an English major, or a totalfuckingretard. Silly silly!
ReynshineCutting 10
I correct people whether you can understand them or not. I'm not a comma Nazi or capitalization Nazi, but I do correct (most) spelling and God awful grammar. I've seen too many people write like they're in first grade in college composition classes, so I correct them in hopes that they won't look like dumbasses in the real world.
synonymous 1
25 - I had a whole response typed out to you but then I scrolled down and saw that WordSmyth understood what I was saying. Ty, WordSmyth! Though I am bummed that my snarky retort can't be used now. ;p
Crazy4Christ 0
there should have been a coma between Ur my's
Crazy4Christ 0
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lms0708 0
69- I so thought the same thing! haha
Honda288 2
A little harsh but true.
olive47_fml 0
please tell me u didnt eat the free mints too.. smh
dancer050 0
that's from madagascar!
Just_Peed 0
two people already don't care!:D
zebraface 15
but they taste like the forest!
Rosser121 0
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so what did you piss in?
lajaynay 15
OP is a girl, genius.
Thanatos1206 0
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I get it! You're calling him a genius when he said something dumb to be sarcastic! Good job! C:
Just_Peed 0
yeah stupid, girls don't pee. c:
Just_Peed 0
no he just thought it'd be smart but didn't know OP was a chick..ignorance ain't bliss..at least not on FML:)
BloodyDraven 0
its a female, they don't use urinals, and she was probably never informed of it, I mean 80% of Americas youth don't recognize a pic of Abe Lincoln, so it is very possible for there to be women who don't know what a urinal is
bluehero 17
95% of statistics are made up, #163 ;)
braunwynn 5
you know theyve found two dead bodies at that festival this week. be happy you only put your stuff in pee and werent one of those two people. wouldnt that really be FYL? cause it would be OVER.
Dudelike89 8
Necrophilia my life.
i_like_girls 0
how can you be that dumb?
KRS_13 0
agreed. btw your pic reminds me of justin bieber!(not meant to be offensive or anything im just sayin >.> )
myxcure 2
Or a kind of young Donald Trump combover... Seriously, wtf is with the big hair on little boys?
lalallamas 0
it's because they secretly admire justin bieber.... 0_o
mischiefkel 17
nice name haha... i like girls...
i_like_girls 0
it's cool I've heard 100996434794 times I look similar to him so idc anymore lol I like the young donald trump idea haha
JocelynKaulitz 28
Nice one