Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Top comments
officeradvil 8
Well that is just unsanitary. And hilarious!
supawoman_fml 8
lol how could you not know their urinals?
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Comments (110)
josiedenise 0
lol. that sucks for you! and obviously they pissed in the toilet.
lexief1999 0
well that's Smart
jazzerina67 0
I have a friend who thought the urinal puck was soap and therefore the urinal was a sink.
Tomahawk00984 0
Whitney Cummings was right. Girl Scouts don't teach girls how to actually survive in real life. I mean, what you did was almost as bad as putting Diesel in a Regular Combustion engine. "In Boy Scouts, you learn to orienteer, make ropes and such, big survival stuff. In Girl Scouts, you're selling stuff that you didn't make to strangers, in a mini-skirt, you're becoming a hooker. ... ... I put Diesel in my regular car. Now I love this reaction because all the guys are facepalming now going 'ohh my god that's idiotic', while all the girls are like '...so? what's wrong with that?' So I put diesel in my regular car and then a few miles down my car was a flaming pile of rubble." -Whitney Cummings (In special: Money Shot)
NBS93 0
YDI for being a hipster.
the_gabi 0
why would you want your stuff touching any area of a portapotty? regardless of what it was, they are filthy
ninjaCarebear 17
youre a dumbass. i knew that was a urinal since i was practically 6
lionlvr 9
hahaha, I've done that before. I was at a football game and I went inside the porta-potty and sat my football in what I thought was the same thing, and when I opened the door I had left it in there and my dad saw and was like, "did you just stick your football in the urinal?" in front of a whole crowd of people. LOL. :)
emilyissutee 0
are you american??
SorrowFull 8
you didn't snack on the urinal cakes did you?