Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Top comments
officeradvil 8
Well that is just unsanitary. And hilarious!
supawoman_fml 8
lol how could you not know their urinals?
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Comments (110)
bringmepieskm 0
LOLZORS!!!
brookig 10
What???
dianegoesrawr 7
how can you honestly mistake a cubbyhole for a urinal?! someone needs to get their eyes checked
Ash0191 3
wow....... YDI
justbecuz123 0
I'm sorry... but are you ******* stupid? YDI for being a complete moron.
Krista835 5
Haha I can't stop laughing thinking about how the OP must have found out "Wow, the cubbies in those porta potties are soo convenient!" "Cubbies? What cubbies..?" Haha aww man that sucks at least you figured it out eventually :P
mrmerino 0
what the hell, did you think men peed sitting down?
liltrixy101 2
guys can pee standing up into a toilet. there is no need for them to sit down unless they are taking a shit.
liltrixy101 2
oops that was in response to #75
pinkspaceboundro 0
hahahah, that's just something you keep to yourself
ericamichelle521 0
You're a complete idiot. And anyone who sympathizes with you is equally as dumb. Like even if they weren't urinals, how could you think storing your belongings in a portapotty at a festival with 80,000+ people was a good idea in the first place? You completely deserved having your stuff pissed on.
Cenobyte 10
#81 - She wasn't 'storing' her stuff there. She was putting it there while she peed. You know, so that she could use her hands. Sounds like you should read more carefully, before calling someone an idiot.
fthku 13
#81 needing to re-read the FML doesn't negate OP's stupidity, #82.
1summitash 1
2nd
ericamichelle521 0
Ha, yeah totally read it wrong. But still, that's just gross. If I was using a portapotty at a festival, there is no way in hell that I would let my stuff touch anything in there.
memphis19_fml 2
well you are from Alabama...
LadyLane 0
I will not sympathize. The Strokes played at Bonnaroo, so you were in the presence of greatness.