Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
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nm22395 0
come to canada!!!we have free healthcare!!!andsnow!!!
rgt154 0
ah that sucks, I'm sorry FYL
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mrzero 0
don't all you have to do is wait another 10yr.
PrinzMetal6 0
I live in SC. the snow was great. maybe it'll snow again in another ten years.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I had to turn my auto-correct off. I don't need any help making a fool of myself with my typing. And I agree with AngryNinja and Mada (forgot your full name).
Denlogo 0
retards. all of you.
MangeMoi_fml 0
Wouldn't yu kinda have to troll to know that someone else is a troll?...Just curious.
angrytaco26 0
snickers will you be my valentine?
kkoo 0
I live up north, and we got at least three ft. I've fallen on ice plenty of times. Your life isnt screwed because you fell on ice, and then the snow all melted. No offense, but look before you run; especially when you plan on running out into snow. *sigh* .....people....
Danielt104 6
Wow that totally sucks. Sorry man..
deadsrs 0
Let's see... slippery situation, you got iced, coma 1 you 0, something involving a slow blower. Lazy wit.
deadsrs 0
*concussion my eyes moved faster than my brain
nyc718 0
Are you sure you're the parent? What adult runs outside at the sight of snow?
snakelady 3
I did and Im 30! And i went sledding, made a snowman and had a snowball fight. when its something that doesnt happen often you get excited. this is the first time in a long time it has snowed more then an inch and stuck. we got about 6 or 7 inches