Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
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nm22395 0
come to canada!!!we have free healthcare!!!andsnow!!!
rgt154 0
ah that sucks, I'm sorry FYL
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MF12 0
once when I typed vball it came out chalk in an email: hey, sorry, I can't go to the movies I have a chalk tournament. hey, are you still playing?
xlight2theflies 0
try living with that every day you baby ...you get no sympathy from a born and raised Minnesotan...
slotch1337 0
other than hawii all 50 states had snow
AngryNinja 1
snicks, not to pick on you, because i agree, but op says they haven't had snow in forever. so in her excitement, she ran. i don't think it was a lack of common sense, but a lack of experience.
iluvninjas 0
aww. that really sucks. did you ever get to build a snowman with your kids?
dude1122332 9
IMF that sucks over here I wished it would snow :(
hmmcclish 0
I'm sorry, that sucks. It reminds me of a Ray Bradbury story, actually. "All Summer in a Day."
mn_mpls 0
try having so much snow they won't allow parking on the even side of all streets. it gets old real fast
fueledbyshar 0
FYL :)
melonthegr8 0
Today it didn't snow where I live. Vancouver BC actually. And it is raining and foggy on the ski mountains where the Olympian Athletes are trying to compete. Apparently El Nino decided to make a nice showing this year. Actually, it's great, I didn't get snowed in once this winter. Who said the Winter Olympics needed snow anyway, right?