Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML
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kushi_fml 1
i believe it, ppl are so inconsiderate, just like the ones who are calling fake right now you are probably the same ones who would not help a person in need and u know it if u see someone who needs help, be a HUMAN and HELP THEM. fuken retards.
iambatman123 0
As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)
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Comments (139)
devendra_fml 0
you were walking in the middle of the road?
Incubuss 0
Erm.. to cross the road?
evangldbrg 0
Why did the woman cross the road? **** if I know, but if she was in the kitchen she wouldn't have gotten hurt to begin with
Reyo 2
She was walking across the street maybe?
NinjaKiller920 1
Yeah making me a damn samich
ambition10 0
lol:p
bunniex1 11
Can panda has a sandwhich?
liinkinparkfan97 34
You ever thought that maybe OP was crossing the street?
tomc666 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for screaming in pain. Fag.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Have you ever dislocated a joint? It’s not fun or pleasant, so the poster screaming from the pain doesn’t make him a fag at all.
aguacomm 0
first haha
Incubuss 0
HAHA FAIL
Shit_happens_123 0
asshole
liinkinparkfan97 34
You're not first and no one cares.
Incubuss 0
FYL! It's been really icy near me as well. Us British are not prepared for snow!
ThatWasPathetic 0
Exactly. People should read up on Kitty Genovese. Tragedy, that.
Starfire22 5
:D Carrie theme event? Sounds like fun!
iambatman123 0
As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)
Soulathyia 0
Tommorow sit on your porch with a Nerf Gun (or a real gun) and shoot at everybody including people in cars. When they ask wtf you're doing tell them it's payback! Oh or throw Olive Oil all over the road and the sidewalk!
Shit_happens_123 0
sweet revenge!!!
shadow455 2
i bet ur american if gun is the first thing to come to mind and i bet the second thing is lawsuit
azhein 0
the second thing was olive oil
cel123456789 0
fake
neverStopLaughin 0
how is it fake?!?!
Mr_Cool72 0
soooo many things are fake.. where do you live? cause if its true your should move
8trickster8 0
You're fake
iLYo0xJOE 0
That sucks!
lyndis_fml 0
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Screaming in pain? Really? Pansy.
PumaFau 0
dislocating your shoulder is an intense pain you douche
rcloca 10
Says the one with no profile picture because he's to embarrassed of himself.