Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, I found out from the doctor that I have a concussion. Was it from a wicked sports injury? No, my idiot brother decided to judo kick the door open while I was on the floor vacuuming the front carpet. FML
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xMafia 0
If they ban snowball fights, I'm coming for you.
THEmuffinpan 0
There's snow in Texas right now? o.O Cool!
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Comments (63)
ferrettamer 6
Sucks
ferrettamer 6
I meant to put more stupid iPod....
iSitt 0
Thanks. Now they'll require kids to wear helmets for snowball fights.
sugarr0babby0 0
Hahahahahahaha
planbsponserme 2
your lil cousins got quite the arm there to just hit you with snow and give you a concussion. he should play mlb when he gets older.
GhostDuck 30
A few days ago my friend gave me a concussion playing ultimate frisbee in gym class... the post symptoms make you feel all floaty and stuff. :3
Joe_sabres 4
I was thinking the same thing
THEmuffinpan 0
There's snow in Texas right now? o.O Cool!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
it snowed like 6 times last year. and 0 this year): it's like 70 right now!
Bewitched_fml 0
I blame global warming. XD
madalynn 11
that doesn't make sense 38, global warming is where the earth heats up, not gets colder.
btnhdude 0
38 was responding to 32 where 38 said he blames global warming because 32 stated that there was no snowfall in Texas this year and 7 times snow had fallen in Texas the previous year.
btnhdude 0
6* not 7 that was a typo.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
47 the scientific name is climate change and it affects both ends of the spectrum.
giantsfan2010 23
Wow, he must have thrown that really hard.
Kesler_17 0
Yea, really, really hard. I think this FML is fake.
awsomeroncat22 0
i think your fake
zp5 4
He threw it hard enough to make your head hit the wall and have a concussion? Wow. Your cousin has a strong arm.
xxxbooxxx 16
LITTLE cousin.
lol523 0
but what if hes 20 and his cousin 14 or 12 or something?
josieB666 0
hah!!
OuchAndGoodfight 5
Headshot!
truehitman2010 0
headshot! 250 points!
DocBastard 40
You fell prey to one of the classic blunders! Never get into a snowball fight with a little shit who puts bricks in the middle of his snowballs. Dumbass.
mzshorty 0
haha
TheDrifter 24
Damn you Doc, that's just what I was thinking.
xMafia 0
If they ban snowball fights, I'm coming for you.