Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML
Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Stuck
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to have to come into the office on yet another weekend to plow snow. This wouldn't be so bad, if I actually got paid to work weekends. FML
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jacetopia96 1
Overtime?
Geneside 8
That sucks... But hey it could be worce u could be snowed in with ur mother-inlaw
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jacetopia96 1
Overtime?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Start scheming with your co workers to see who you will have to eat first. My advice is target the weakest first. Just like how I ate joe's legs, which by the way were delicious.
rob780202 0
^ weird as shit
beetman5 4
I read it in peter's voice.
wafflesgirl24 0
same
gabby_missxamazi 0
Wow..
zivlaks 0
good idea, play wow
GiddyXD 0
I know what a small Fml so hard to try to tap it on my iPhone
iluvfmls456 0
happened to me too!!
quickit 24
This is the shortest, funniest FML I've ever seen.
squirell_AIDS69 0
You along with everyone else you work with, get over it. You're not the only person to ever get snowed in somewhere.
itsbryn 0
you're just angry about the Eagles losing. calm down. I'm an Eagles fan too. life goes on.
FYLDeep 26
Eagles suck. Go Packers!... to the Superbowl!
justbecuz123 0
Fudge Packers...
Tsunami87 17
go go patriots!
hahaLexinater 0
go...get a life
hashoahxxx 0
Packers FTW
nathan5 0
Go Chelsea!! Wait...wrong sport, got carried away with myself there.
kriptonite_fml 0
go rams! aaah too late. we got next year
squirell_AIDS69 0
LOL I'm an Eagles fan? Far from it, try Seahawks fan. Yeah I know we suck but that didn't keep us from beating the Saints now did it?
ALDi 0
wow.. cool story.
steeledwolf 8
dig out?
Geneside 8
That sucks... But hey it could be worce u could be snowed in with ur mother-inlaw
l0lkitteh 0
There is always that, #7 ;)
needleinmypants_fml 3
I saw this in a movie once. Beware of the waiter with the puppet! Oh and you don't make it to the sequel. :/ FYL
marceil 0
yes claim overtime
chillinAK 9
Happened to me too. I ended up stuck in my hospital for three bloody days and it was severely understaffed at the time. Massive OT opp though.
felipe87 2
happened to me too, but it was Christmas eve and the first time it snowed in 80 years
FYLDeep 26
I guess you should have gotten a big truck with 4-wheel-drive?
evilhobbitofdoom 4
More than likely OP is snowed in to work because there is no relief, not because of the road conditions. I'm in my 15th hour of work at the moment as an RN, and I could drive out anytime I wanted, I just don't have anyone here to take my patients. Seriously, here in Alabama at least it's the most snow we've seen in almost 20 years, and more snow in 24 hours than there has been in the past decade cumulatively.
FYLDeep 26
I don't know, I was looking it up and it appears Alabama has only gotten up to about half a foot at a time, which is still drivable with most vehicles.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
My yard had 11 inches. Still driveable for those that know what they're doing, but not for Southerners who have never seen this much snow before. Also, none of the roads were treated and only some have been plowed. The hills and steep inclines make it much more dangerous for idiot drivers.
FYLDeep 26
Well, that much snow might not be drivable if there's drifting. If there's no drifting involved than half a foot of snow is certainly nothing to cry about. 11 inches is still doable in any vehicle with 4 wheel drive.
FYLDeep 26
then*
evilhobbitofdoom 4
For people who know how to drive in it. Alabama - We haven't gotten 11 inches in my lifetime. Half my co-workers had never seen snow before Christmas day
spag007 1
You guys are so weak. You can't drive in 1/2 foot of snow? I drive a Chevy Aveo in snowstorms up here, no problem. Damn southerners.
FYLDeep 26
Like I said, it's really not the amount, but it's the potential for it drifting up about 3 times higher in some areas. Half a foot isn't going to stop you if it's a nice even layer. That's nothing to worry about at all. I've driven through much much worse.