Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
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LiveThenDie 2
A drive-by snowball hit?...
mintcar 10
People are so ******* immature. -HAI GUYZ LETZ FIND A RADUM TARGET AND HIT THEM. -Why? BECUZ ITZ FUN. DERP! -Oh yeah! OP, I hope you're okay. Unfortunately idiots like those will forever roam this earth.
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LiveThenDie 2
A drive-by snowball hit?...
wendyyyy 0
haha
petitchat3 0
win
noobgang7 5
Not an FML: 1. Laugh about it 2. Get over it 2. Continue walking like nothing happened 4. QQ that I missed 3 and was to lazy to fix it
muffpuncher 0
that's a damn good shot, imagine the look on the guys face that nailed you. he must have been laughing his ass off!
cloudy01 0
they delayed true crime: hong kong. :(
Jimboom 12
Ha ha! Awesome shot. I would have loved to have seen that unfold. Sucks for you but on the bright side as it was so cold you were likely wearing a big coat/gloves/hat/etc, so it could have been a lot worse for you in those bushes.
WhiteZoneRedZone 6
What a prick!
mintcar 10
People are so ******* immature. -HAI GUYZ LETZ FIND A RADUM TARGET AND HIT THEM. -Why? BECUZ ITZ FUN. DERP! -Oh yeah! OP, I hope you're okay. Unfortunately idiots like those will forever roam this earth.
iam808014 0
LOL I agree,too many failed abortions walking on this planet.The best thing anyone can do is give a **** less about the shitstains.
TrevorMcCalin 0
hehe
thebigblue 2
Surely yeah had enough clothes on that the fall, roll and prickly bush didn't hurt.
HarryPotter93 0
that is totally something you see on a movie!
DocBastard 40
So let me get this straight, you had balls in your face and then you felt up a bush? Wait, what?
musicgirl7 0
oh my...lol
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Kind of reminds me of a past experience I had once... ...except instead of snowballs, it was my grandmother's balls... ...and instead of a hill, it was a set of stairs... ...and instead of a ditch full of prickly bushes, it was a ditch full of pricks... That was one crazy Yom Kippur.
perdix 31
Well, Doc, it's not so bad that someone can't handle balls to the face. Those that can are in sunny California raking in the big bucks making ****.
Quasar55_fml 18
I wish I had been there too see this :-D