Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, I slept on the couch last night. Not because of an angry significant other, but because my bedroom was absolutely freezing, thanks to the wind. It was like a giant freezer. Even fully cocooning myself in blankets with a sweater on didn't work. I should get a space heater. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, my parents have kept their bet going about not turning the heat on all season. I woke up this morning to it being the same temperature inside as it was outside. It's snowing out there. FML
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badlogo 0
Why would your mom open a window when it's cold enough to snow there, and the heat is broken?
swaneh 0
Maybe she wanted a snow angel? :D Oh, I crack myself up. In my mind, anyway.
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Comments (56)
Rebecca1993 0
How would you not wake up in the middle of the night? But yeah, that sucks dude.
wolfpackchick10 0
That's what I was wondering. I have to give this one a YDI because it seems IMPOSSIBLE that being THAT cold wouldn't wake you up ONE bit.
lifeinhd 3
You both need to think before you post. Likely he woke up _because_ he was so cold.
abbypaige4 0
It could happen. Actually, it did happen to me the night before last. OP probably did wake up, like I did, but just blew it off, thinking it was just the cold room and pulled the covers back over his feet and went back to sleep. It happened to me a bunch of times, but I kept thinking I was just cold because I forgot to wear socks, but I didn't want to get up and get them, so I went back to sleep. I didn't have a full pile, but a dusting of snow all around my feet. FYL, it must be hard to clean if its that much.
Emilyinroom483 7
All it says is "Today, I woke up..." it doesn't say it was morning, for all you know it WAS in the middle of last night.
lifeinhd 3
@Emilyinroom483: we can pretty much ascertain that the OP didn't wake up in the middle of the night, since he says "It had snowed 20 inches last night." My guess is he woke up in the morning, likely early morning, because he was freezing his arse off. Unless, of course, the OP sucks at phrasing things.
potatopeeler 0
It was a blizzard, most of which occurred overnight. He could have woken up at 2AM and have a decent amount of snow.
wolfpackchick10 0
I get what ya'll are saying...but to have woken up after TWENTY INCHES had already fallen is STILL weird. Sure...he may have woken up in the middle of the night...but how he didn't wake up EARLIER to a very cold breeze and something wet and freezing falling on his bed...something just is off with that.
Alicia_Raven7 0
I call bullshit
Rose2010 0
look at you guys posting theories and reading context clues about OP's scenario, half of you played way too much clue or read way too much Sherlock Holmes books either way no one will actually know if op woke up in the middle of the night or made the whole thing up :-)
swaneh 0
Maybe she wanted a snow angel? :D Oh, I crack myself up. In my mind, anyway.
sexy_meghan 0
Haha that made me laugh harder then this fml. thanks!!
Sun_Kissed18 25
Wow that must have been fun to clean up
camera123 0
**** you bitch i'll kill you
sleephunters 8
At least you didn't pee yourself at night
monbon6788 0
doesn't matter, his bed will be all wet anyway
badlogo 0
Why would your mom open a window when it's cold enough to snow there, and the heat is broken?
Nikiebear226 0
It snowed 22 inches where I live. I got to shovel snow for 5 hours. But that does suck. You have a stupid mother
snafu57 1
I'd reach down to the foot of my bed,pack a large, firm snowball, and pop my mother in the back of the head.
1990TD 6
#9 what he says ;-)
Luckster 0
Your Mom's trying to kill you, OP. Watch your back.
camera123 0
**** off ****
blazingman311 1
snow way that would happen
Luckster 0
AUUUUGHGGHHH!!! I got stomach cancer from that pun! DX
Tigg3r 3
that was the stupidest thing I have ever read #14. I agree with you #13... OP watch your back and your front and both sides to. I know how it goes, one minute your reading quietly in the car, next they're trying to launch you through the windshield...