Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
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nm22395 0
come to canada!!!we have free healthcare!!!andsnow!!!
rgt154 0
ah that sucks, I'm sorry FYL
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bipolaradhdfml 0
You can have some of our VA snow. We have 40 inches of it.
ohjessicaxo 0
Alright, I know that THIS is a lie. I also live in South Carolina, and I'm guessing you live pretty close to me seeing as I also got 8 inches here and that everywhere else got between 2-6. (Because it is true, this is the first time it's snowed in 10 years. And it snowed EVERYWHERE in South Carolina, so I know that they have to live close.) However, this is fake because the snow has NOT melted. Even the places that have 2 inches have not completely melted. It's not a winter wonderland anymore, but it has not 100% melted. Get your facts straight,
catastrophicsock 0
Aw, fyl. That first day it snowed in southern VA and we got 8 inches about two weeks ago, my mother, who LOVES snow, had to just watch from a hospital bed (She had just had surgery.). She never got to play in the snow like she would have loved
m57applin 0
wow fyl well if yku were in canada you would likely hate the snow.
fmysocks 0
i live in south carolina, and idk what hole this woman lives in but it has definitely snowed a lot in the past 10 years. and to the people who are saying it was a lack of experience thing, it really is common sense. my two year old cousin knows not to run on ice lol. i mean i get she was excited but really? also where i live we got about 4 inches & it hasn't melted yet, no way it has where there was 8 inches.
vita_questa_roba 0
Exactly. There was still snow on my car this morning when i left for work cause i hadn't gone anywhere since friday morning. If she's that desperate there is probably still enough snow to build a snowman.
aaronfuegopop 7
aw that's sad
MadaZer0 8
Unhappy Anti-Valentine's Day peoples~
perdix 31
Oh, snick, one day we'll lay together in front of a roaring fire, thumbing through my copy of "Eats Shoots and Leaves!*" Until then. . . *I can't do italics or underlining in these messages.
FFPianoDude 2
YDI for not realizing that ice is slippery
vita_questa_roba 0
LIES. I live near charleston and there is STILL snow in the shade. Even though it was like 50 degrees earlier. But yes, it was pretty night after last, shame you missed it.