Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
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nm22395 0
come to canada!!!we have free healthcare!!!andsnow!!!
rgt154 0
ah that sucks, I'm sorry FYL
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simmyloo 0
wow how long
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
wow i live in maryland we got like 26 inches of snow!!!!! haha =P
ksker101389 1
ok first I live in SC too and it snowed here already this year and it snowed the past 2 years in a row. idk where you live but don't speak for the whole state. and second you're stupid; snow and ice usually happen together. what made you think that it wasn't slippery? you deserved it...
PrinzMetal6 0
little quarter inch sheets of sleet that last for 30 mins don't count asshole
deadsrs 0
owned
iAlwaysYDI 0
YDI for being weak.
summetiem 0
ya imma hve to say u should had ben careful! but ey maybe if u like snow that much maybe u should move to MI they get snow every single day!
darkmis1 18
Ya-Canada sounds really nice right about now.
J4cks0n 0
Poor you!
WhoDatNation96 0
DESPW
chellzrox 0
sry to hear tht. not the smartest to do though
saranottelling 7
My home feels like a really great place now. There is a bunch of snow on the ground and tomorrow I'm going to build a huge snowman. I don't know how people in the south don't go crazy. I need 4 seasons with 4 different types of weather in order to stay sane.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Ditto although it's been a little unreliable up here lately. This season is the first real winter we've had in a while. Back in the old country, we were guaranteed feet of snow every winter. I love snow. FYL OP for missing it. I think another storm is headed "yall's" way.
vita_questa_roba 0
Please don't say y'all if you have to put it in quotations. It's insulting.