Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
Today, I avoided having to wash the dishes by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on, after I made a miraculous recovery, she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining, and I feel a very real cold coming on. FML
Today, snow finally arrived in my area, in very large quantities. Also today, I seem to have caught my dad's cold. The town is too snowed in for traveling and my medications are running low, so I guess we'll suffer together. FML
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Top comments
Damn_Hippster 11
Pelt him back with your shit!
elephantom12 9
Few seconds late for that one buddy, now it's time we pelt you with thumbs downs.
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Comments (191)
MwahFMLS 6
Whoops
cruxx 0
I want snow..
KiddNYC1O 22
Whoops? Really?
MwahFMLS 6
I read that wrong, My apologies.
KiddNYC1O 22
Griffinnn.
tswift89 2
Youre the worst kind of commenter because you want to be first so bad that you don't even make any sense
skinthesnakes 6
He snowed you.
KiddNYC1O 22
Mort, he apologized. @22
yuggi1 11
Happy snowing!!!
Philliesfan9391 3
Tis' the season to be jolly...
tellithowitis 13
FALalalala la la la la
elephantom12 9
Dawn we now our GAAAAY apparel...
jon120ukfan 2
Gotta love America.. F*** yeah!!
H3YG1RL 0
Or maybe "Happy-Dumping-Him-Head-First into-a-Snow-Pile!"?
cinamonkoko 15
or happy sleeping in the snow tonight?
tellithowitis 13
Or happy just shut up everyone you fail
natashax21 5
74- You have no Christmas spirit :'(
22cute 17
Lol that's a fun & funny way to play. You guys must have a sweet relationship. Congrats!
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Don't eat the yellow snow?
AshleighNason 24
you fail
enonymous 9
This is how the Civil War started.... Lee didn't know what hit him
Rinat_fml 26
Lock the door next time? jeez
steve247 2
'Tis the season!
SkoomaKi 28
To be jolly! xD
Damn_Hippster 11
Fe le la la la - le la la la!!
jillianmathers12 13
Fa la la la la la la la?
KiddNYC1O 22
Fele?!
cudi504 4
But what about thanksgiving?
CrizzyCream 1
To be jolly Deck the bathrooms wit tons of snowballys falalallalalala.....la:)
madelinebriana 11
'tis november and 108 your profile picture is gawgeous
lkalili 7
I was gonna say that!!
Damn_Hippster 11
Pelt him back with your shit!
thisisafunnyname 12
GIRLS DON'T POOP, SILLY!!!!
KatyB_fml 0
Um gross?
hollyau17 0
What a crappy situation!
cupcakesnpot 9
No 68, this comment = awesome!
cjguthrie 8
Nahh that's nasty
JenDanielle917 13
Your face is nasty. *crawls back under rock before being forever pelted with harsh comments by the FML family*
thisisafunnyname 12
118, pelted by snowballs and shit, not harsh comments
ceepevoy 0
Girls do too poop!! how else do you wanna explain two girls one cup?
wlfmanjack 5
ha ha a Cleveland reference that's awesome
Rickilynn1 10
75- you punny person, you!
IKickPuppiesHard 16
You should have pelted him....with poop.
elephantom12 9
Few seconds late for that one buddy, now it's time we pelt you with thumbs downs.
tellithowitis 13
Thats harsh...... I LIKE IT!
bryannab1 0
Both posts are at the same time so they are just unlucky.
ilovebigtimerush 0
49- they were posted at the same time. No need for you, smart ass.
nava1210 12
49 is still right though, he was a few seconds too late so no need for you..GET OUT!
Manganimegrl 16
105- "smart ass" is one word, smartass.
Thabb 0
132- asshole is one word, asshole
thaCODgod 4
75 is a failure
DFlit1 0
Nows the perfect time to go make a yellow snowball
Blackmail111 9
Or a brown one
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
6- is that a G36C? In ur pic
mk58 31
Or a green one...
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
54- thxs for a smartass remark and what makes u think I have CoD? What if ik the gun??
Zomg_Okay 27
I'm confused, 54. Are you saying it isn't a G36c? It certainly looks like one. *Shrug* Anyway, just because someone knows or pretends to know something about firearms doesn't make them a CoD gamer... I know a bit about firearms and the like but I don't play CoD. I'm just interested in that kind of thing.
fromthesuck 8
All of your arguments are moot. All he did was ask for Christ's sake. And it doesn't have to be one way or the other. I've shot with German army AND I've play cod. There's no difference if he's just asking if it is.
THE_A_TEEN 28
It is a G36c. #54, you're a dick. Just because someone recognized a weapon and asked what it was doesn't mean you can assume they play Modern Warfare 1 or 3. You have the mentality of a youtube commenter who are assholes to people who recognize weapons from games. Please don't be an asshole.
exleonhart 0
This thread has just made me regret having a gun license, and an Xbox.
leogirl95 12
Or a shitball
DFlit1 0
Yea it is a H&K G36c
DeviousAngel 13
There's no escape. D:
natashax21 5
Lock the door next time?
yuggi1 11
Well... considering that my bathroom doesn't have a lock, her bathroom might not, either.
natashax21 5
You should totally invest in one. I could see if you lived by yourself but don't you want atleast a little privacy?
tswift89 2
Next time keep the door closed..?
mhayes119_fml 0
That's some Cold Hearted shit!!