Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
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nm22395 0
come to canada!!!we have free healthcare!!!andsnow!!!
rgt154 0
ah that sucks, I'm sorry FYL
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Fusion_King1 0
I'll show you 8 inches.
ipooprainbows 0
finally!! 5 pages of comments later, someone makes the "8 inches" joke. i was about to lose my faith in humanity. (at least the perverted portion of humanity, anyway)
RuralNinja 0
Didn't you look at the news and see all the clips of cars crashing and fat people falling? You should have known better.
ReptarKoto 0
Depending on where you live in SC, it was the first snow (most places have only had dustings) we've had in at least 7 years. So no, it's not BS.
Soniclover3 0
uhh... I live in SC and it snowed on 08. exxagerator
KASHMIR_fml 0
8 inches ain't shit
LanieAnnette 0
I live in Columbia and we got 8 inches!!! wow, that really sucks. We built a snowman!! :)
perdix 31
Happy Valentine's Day, snickerdoodles. I hope I put the apostrophe in the right place!
pink_shades 0
that sucks. it snowed here........ but I didn't trip on it.
mcgiver_fml 0
hahahahahahahahahahahaahaha! aaaaaaaaaahhahhaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
usarmy88 0
did it snow in fort Jackson ?
ohjessicaxo 0
Yup, it snowed EVERYWHERE.