Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Ignore! Ignore!
Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML
Alanis Morissette reference
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Dumpy baby
Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
The R-word
Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
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angelfaced59 0
haha that sounds like my mom haha
hahaiseeyou 0
you should have a little talk with your mother
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Richisme 0
should have scrapped. Ruin a good day, we fightin
281go 4
Ha..... mom win
RachelBerry_fml 5
your mom is soo awesome !!! like glee!!
Lilianna_fml 0
I like Glee just as much as you, and no. OP's mom is the opposite of awesome.
RachelBerry_fml 5
nahh
jasper456 0
glee sucks glee will always suck the cast suck every thing about it sucks her moms not awesome unless it was sarcassim and if it is it was very good (u only need one ! not ten)
allmidnighteyes 11
sarcassim? What? Also, jump off a bridge of dicks into a river of dicks; Glee is awesome.
RachelBerry_fml 5
Glee is the best! i have posters all over my room I even have a Cory Monteith cardboard cut-out haha GLEE
JustJess666 0
umm I agree that glee sucks and op's mom is a huge tw@t! and so are the both of you for liking glee!
RachelBerry_fml 5
um in ur pic u look fat not with a ph glee is awesome ur a prick
5t3ff1k4h 47
87, Glee does suck. People are allowed their own opinions. Also, is it necessary to insult people on here just because they disagree with you?
5t3ff1k4h 47
87, I'd also like to point out the unnecessary portion of your comment. If you had meant to put "phat", I assume you would have. Not everyone is as dumb as you; most people are intelligent enough to realize "phat" and "fat" are two different things.
JustJess666 0
thank you 95 and 87 I may be fat but your show still sucks balls and you are still pathetic enough to insult someone over a stupid show... get a life please
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I'd like to point out that #84 called people who like glee twats, first. Hypocracy.
RachelBerry_fml 5
Erm glee is like the best dont insult it im a teen i say what i want
RachelBerry_fml 5
And Get a life ok first you get a life and then go to a gym. Mhm'kay? Am I speakingslow enough for you? Is my writing simple enough for you to read?
JustJess666 0
uh I do have a life and yes I did call them a twat because like most of America I'm sick and tired off annoying highschool bull shit show
5t3ff1k4h 47
Rachel, again with the damn insults. Get over yourself. You must have horrid self esteem issues...Also, alright. Fine. You like your stupid show. Other people are allowed their opinions; they're allowed to disagree and absolutely detest the show. I am one of those people. Do you see the difference here, though? I'm not going around offending and insulting people because I disagree with them. I accept that people have different opinions than me. Just because you're in high school doesn't mean you're exempt and we should treat you with the utmost respect. Sorry, but what you dish is what you're served. Jess, I'm sick of it too. Leaving high school, graduating, was the best thing that ever happened to me. Rachel proves that nothing's changed since I left... To the one who pointed out that Jess said the word 'twat' first, my apologies. I didn't see that. In sum, there's no reason for anyone to be insulting anyone. Acceptance, people. Grow up!
RachelBerry_fml 5
i rock period.
nightwanderer 6
135 are u actualy Rachel from glee
5t3ff1k4h 47
135, why are you even on this site? You're making it clear to everyone that you don't belong here.
dancergal789 0
wats ur real name? I tink I might no u!!!!!
wyattknutson 0
what a ******* bitch
5t3ff1k4h 47
Hey OP, your mom's kind of a bitch, eh?
RachelBerry_fml 5
no the mom is like glee amazing! my mom was so sterict she would never do that !! OMG his mom ROCKS!
RachelBerry_fml 5
her*
5t3ff1k4h 47
So... you would want your mother to cut you off when you're telling a story by flipping you the bird? Sorry, I'd rather not experience that. It's all yours...
RachelBerry_fml 5
every once in awhile yes
Lilianna_fml 0
You have a messed up family dynamic.
5t3ff1k4h 47
57, agreed. @ 54, you must be the only one who actually wants your folks to cut you off, especially like that. Make their life easier then, and keep quiet.
RachelBerry_fml 5
fo realz? im 15 what are you 35??
RachelBerry_fml 5
WTC? Family Dynamic?? I dont gets it
fawfulster 11
World Trade Center?? Dynamic Family? I don't gets it. JESUS CHRIST ALLMIGHTY!! WHERE THE HECK DID YOU LEARN TO SPELL? Also, I'd feel deeply offended if my mother'd do that to me. I'd accept someone else like a friend, class/workmate, or stranger, but a sibling must not do that. Specially if it's your parents. You're REALLY messed up.
RachelBerry_fml 5
aww thanks ! maybe growing up with strict parents is annoying with all the good grades stuff im so sick of it! I wanna be unusual.. not so typical ______ finish the lyric
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yes, 81. Because I look 35. I'm 20, even though you didn't *really* need to know that.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I find it amusing, 81, that you say you're 15 but your profile says 16.
RachelBerry_fml 5
ya i messed up birthdates maybe just maybe i faked a birthday mhm! im 15 and stop stalkin my profile bitch!
5t3ff1k4h 47
I'm not a 'bitch' because I checked one thing on your profile. 'Tis a free country, darlin'! It's also amusing you faked a birth date. There are so many things I can say about that....
RachelBerry_fml 5
free country eh? stop smoking so much cocaine freekin hippy .. ! this world is nuthin but free damn and whats ur fave show hannah montana stfu
5t3ff1k4h 47
I would assume, with your maturity level and all, your favourite show is actually Hannah Montana. Nice try, though. Free country... since you know, most of the third world countries (AFRICA!!!) aren't "free". Ever heard of slave labour? It exists in many places around the world. There are also many countries that do not allow women to speak their mind... Get yourself educated before you start trying to prove people wrong. You're just going to embarrass yourself. Also, saying the phrase "free country" does not make me a hippie. Where's the logic in that? I bet you have nothing to back that up. Don't tell me to "stfu" just because you've been proven wrong several times.
sallen0046 4
You're 18 years old and still haven't learned not to interrupt your mother? FYL because you're obviously a slow learner. She's right, you are rude. Just because she interrupted you (and probably didn't realize she had) it doesn't make it acceptable for you to turn around and do the same thing to her.
Lilianna_fml 0
But there's a difference between: Person A: "talk talk tal..." Person B: "interrupt!" Person A: "Um, B?" And: Person A: "talk talk tal..." Person B: "interrupt!" Person A: *finger* "You're rudeeeee!"
qwertyXXkeys 0
lol wonder what shed do if u crashed her car fyl:)
jcfla9 0
29 shed probably soak her ****** in tobasco sauce
5t3ff1k4h 47
The mother's a hypocrite.
hcar 0
Who cares?
LetsGoPens87 0
who the **** cares god damn some people suck like omg she said i was rude get over it