Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
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angelfaced59 0
haha that sounds like my mom haha
hahaiseeyou 0
you should have a little talk with your mother
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angelfaced59 0
haha that sounds like my mom haha
mfmylifesrsly 30
my mom does that too -_- PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! mines next week! ^_^
thor89 0
first thread jacker :D
MissRachieee 3
Bahaha. x)
CrazyCatCookin 0
Well op you can't fight fire with fire. You interupted her and she didn't know she interrupted you so she thought you were being rude. Maybe she is a botched but this is no big deal.
bARbi3_d0Ll 0
maybe your mom just wanted some attention
sabatical 0
happy soon birthday #8!
Rob207 3
hi!!!!!!
FMGrammar 0
soak her ****** in Tabasco sauce
FMGrammar 0
btw #20 you give me hope for the future generation and their STD's and young pregnancy statistics... :)
teffyweffy 6
lmao your mom is hilarious!
Jandude 9
hahah, jullie maffe zuid-hollanders toch!
love_musik 0
hahaha 34! btw really cute hair 38(:
random_acc_name 5
#19 and #26 - when you interrupt someone, it is not possible to not realize that you are interrupting. So, OP's mother is a bitch. And #27's "respect your elders" is wrong too. The fact that someone is a generation older than you doesn't automatically mean they have earned your respect. If said someone is a douche and other kinds of bad things, they're not worthy of a decent person's respect. EDIT: I don't know why this appeared as a reply to #1. It wasn't intended that way.
chocolatedrop 0
agreed
okieraider71 4
Flip her off right back. If you've not the backbone to STAND FOR YOURSELF, why should you expect others to do it in your place? (A bit of backbone goes a long ways).
090309hgs 0
my mom would do that exact same thing! :P lmfao!!
SarahBearXoX 0
my mum rarely does that in the car haha op: she kanyed you...Chris brown that woman.
jorjarose 0
clean your room.........
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
71: That would get me backhanded. Even as an adult, Mom trumps other conversations. Fair enough-- if I had to raise teenagers, I'd deserve the privelege too!
emmanizzer 6
im not exactly sure how this is an fml. its a bit embarassing for you but its not like anyone thinks any badly of you, its all on your mom.
McCamryn123 0
haha!(: i moderated thissss one!(: HAPPY BIRTHDAYY!!(:
puggfuggly 0
who cares if your one of the people who clicked a yes button to this FML, cuz I sure as hell don't
YourEvilHero 12
I turned 18 on Wednesday too
abstar 0
#34 you read my mind. that girl will be preganant before she reaches 18.
5t3ff1k4h 47
116, who cares?
hahaiseeyou 0
no im not, that would be stupid
aethum 0
****** beat her face with your friends purse. r a brick. be the super powered OP. :3
iMuffinKat 16
Sounds like my mom. She'd cut me off and think it's ok but when I accidentally do it to her she goes insane and lectures me on manners.
iFacade 5
your mom is beast
MetallicaRules19 4
you should kill that bitch
angeluv_2014 22
iFacade, you are a total dumbass. This woman sounds like she has mental problems and is unfit to raise a human being. Apparently, you have no idea what it is like to live with someone like this or you wouldn't be making such ignorant comments. If you think this is cool behavior and someone who treats people this way should be looked up to, I'd really hate to see how you treat people. Grow the **** up.
hahaiseeyou 0
you should have a little talk with your mother
I3ear 0
Or just slap her.. whichever way, whichever way...
robertdr 0
r u pulling a wedgie out?
purplegee 2
lol
JustJess666 0
it does look like she is... or maybe her ass is eating her arm.... oh no save it quick!!!
nightELFassasin6 0
82: u just ruined it...
JustJess666 0
well good for me...
angelfaced59 0
happy birthday btw lol now on ur 21st get trashed n give her the finger n say this is for interrupting me on my 18th!!! bitch! lol
chippa 24
Sounds like my dad.
xGet_Over_It 0
I look ******* dumb. I'm just saying.
5t3ff1k4h 47
If you could type properly, you wouldn't look so dumb. Perhaps you meant to say the person you were replying to looked dumb? Epic fail.
skatingalyy 0
haha hangover reference :P
disney_blonde 16
So what's your birthday got to do with anything? Your mom is allowed to interrupt you when you talk on all other days?
jasper456 0
no she was saying that her mom is so rude that even on her birthday she's a bitch not that op is a push over
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I don't understand the whole "treat me like royalty on my birthday" mentality. I understand why OP mentioned it; I just think it's unnecessary information.
zenti 2
Agreed, TIJD. I see it way too many times here and in real life, where people become entitlement ****** just because it's their birthday. I really don't think that the OP needed to include the first sentence, though; to me it's just irrelevant. She probably put it in here just so all the commentators would wish her a happy birthday.
xSarahBaabyx94 0
wow OP your mom is a bitch or coul possibly be PMSing /: watch out but I feel bad since it's your birthday and you kind of instigated it upon yourself but I completely understand. FYL OP; haha, that's why I couldn't wait to move out(:
Vash_41288 10
how did op instigate this
abstar 0
#12 why do you have that picture up?
yourmom5849 0
that's horrible
AVGNRocks 0
what the hell does being 18 matter?