Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my mother telling a friend she got me oven mitts for Christmas. I got her two cruise tickets. I hate to cook. Which she knows. FML
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
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Top comments
aaronfuegopop 7
BITCH!!!
te_amo_ily 0
nice mum of urs
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Comments (114)
te_amo_ily 0
nice mum of urs
ricky41397 0
I know right!?! she sounds super nice lol
Vash_41288 10
jeez that's messed up hell of a mom ya got
tkdkid33 0
#2 u are hottt
aaronfuegopop 7
BITCH!!!
pingpongpickle 8
hahah agree
peppermintazn 0
Yes, this pissed me off >:(
hellokitten 0
"like"
pweetybby 0
that's not nice :(
andrewFML 0
*****..
te_amo_ily 0
hahahhaha
OwNowBrownCow 0
14 is buckethead
cheergirly16 0
I second that....I mean cmonn:/
SKwrestler 0
i third that..
nunnie 0
so sad.. |smh|
OwNowBrownCow 0
It will probably be taken off soon.
jplumbob 4
I see 5 is looking for attention. I see nothing but an idiot. Most likely a dude posting a bogus pic.
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
if #14 is buckethead, then I see why he wears a mask.
Doopliss01 0
Howd ya find out?
hobozrule 4
buy her a pack of gum for her b-day
goodoldave 17
buy her a floppy disk
Trollz4daLULZ 2
This upcoming Christmas, you should give her a box into which you scooped up neighborhood dog shit.
chimpsndip 0
Dude dont sit like that. thats the queer sit. its ok for girls but youre a guy. Man Up!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#35, WTF are you talking about? The only sitting I'm about to do is on your mom's face!
rileykins 0
at least you didn't get a big bag of shit.
Arsonnist 3
someone should have been on the naughty list.
hsshae 0
ruin it with ****
OwNowBrownCow 0
YAY HOT ROLLERS!!!