NairyAGoodIdea
United States
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
muffin
United States
Nair do well
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Anonymous
Catanzaro, Italy
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
boreed
United States
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Steve
United States
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Anonymous
Henderson, United States
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
helpme
Sudbury, Canada
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Top comments
jpsullivan 36
warning labels are there for a reason my friend
icnburbbygrl 23
That's a ballsy move
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Comments (103)
Wolfparable 22
You somehow thought this to be a good idea?
bored359 13
It's a learning experience, that's all
RobinGoodfellow 47
Noooope it's called reading comprehension and I'm 80% sure the bottle says DON'T FREAKIN' DO THAT.
PennyLane27 32
Warning labels: words to live (and sometimes stay alive) by!
Wolfparable 22
Not to be crass but generally I like to know anything going near my genitals as I prefer to keep them intact so I'd figure he would look into it a bit more before just slapping it on
RobinGoodfellow 47
Maybe he just doesn't care about the state of his genitals.
foxwasalamb 24
if thats the case, this is a ydi
sstahpp 33
Good Lord
icnburbbygrl 23
That's a ballsy move
_cameronkc_ 17
did you just...
xninix_fml 36
Yes she did :)
drayloon 50
I'm surprised they don't have a painkiller product called Nain
ginger1022 17
my sister had the same experience.
xwingtwo 15
Your sister has balls??
Rawrshi 25
;) Not all girls have vaginas and not all boys have balls and a penis. It can be the reverse so the sister may or may not have balls. Guess we won't know unless we get a reply~
PantyGAMES 10
Good Lord, please don't let this be the beginning of FML turning into Tumblr. Biologically speaking, a male has a penis and a female has a ******. You can 'identify' as whatever you want, but at the end of the day, you're still biologically the sex your genitals say you are.
1dvos_grl3 21
Guys, girls have hair down there too. You don't have to have testies to have a forest.
fuckedPriceless 17
True, but biologically speaking girls/guys have a specific genetalia. They aren't just interchangeable between gender.
Rawrshi 25
I was joking though. I understand biologically what the case is. :P I was just giving #23 shit for giving #3 shit. xD For people saying not to take things too seriously my comment is being taken waaay too seriously.
4evaawkward 11
That happened to me before.. It's the worst... I feel your pain. And for any girls that read this.. don't put it on your arm pits either...
PennyLane27 32
Preach it!
skyttlz 32
I've burned my arm pits with a hair removal cream. If that didn't hurt enough, my bra kept sticking to the sore.
seemo82 19
why the hell do u shave ur armpits ?? .... that hair should be done nothing with but plucked..... aaaaaaand.. i dont know if this previous sentence was gamatically right :)
mimi_animee 18
to 4, I always use it on my armpits, are you not supposed to? because I never read anything against it on the label either..
mikbrooke 25
#4 the one i have says it can be used for underarms and legs. maybe you left it on for too long, or only got one that is suitable for legs. could be a number of reasons why your underarms disagreed with it. either way, im pretty sure the bottles say to not use it near your very sensitive areas.
guesswhatlifesux 14
#44, plucking armpit hair is probably the worst thing you could do.. it gets all red and irritated
klisterable 18
#44 PLUCK your armpit hair? Just thinking about it makes my armpits hurt
coming back in the future 30
Nairver do that.
olpally 33
Dumb idea. Sheesh.
jpsullivan 36
warning labels are there for a reason my friend
PennyLane27 32
I imagine each warning label on a product = a lawsuit that happened = some idiot trying something THAT stupid = my faith in humanity slowly chipping away
PenguinBitch 44
Nair burning you up? Cover it up with a peace sign.
Noelletakumi 36
No offense buuut...leave the iFunny BS elsewhere.
AviKerensky 17
"Nairy a good idea." Your posting name is pun enough.
RobinGoodfellow 47
....Why. Why would you do that.