Dumpy baby

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 16 September 2019 18:32

She's being truthful. Happy birthday!

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That must have made you feel like shit... ...literally!

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 16 September 2019 18:32

She's being truthful. Happy birthday!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 September 2019 18:56

That must have made you feel like shit... ...literally!

Socomsnake 11

Monday 16 September 2019 22:50

Wow, what a shitty thing for her to say.

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