Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, I got stung by a wasp a few hours before work. On my boob. I was in pain, so I took a bunch of Benadryl and wound up falling asleep. I woke up to my very sweet manager calling to see if I was dead. Oh, and to tell me that I'm getting a new manager. Who was trying to set up a meet and great with me. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
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Top comments
TypicalSenpai 14
At least you have a caring husband. It's the thought that counts! ^^
JesusFreak227 15
Tell that wasp to bee nice to you next time.
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Comments (75)
HUGBUG 23
Lucky husband but we're did the wasp sting u?
TypicalSenpai 14
Their arm....
odamaliekh 26
Since OP's arm are swollen, i'm guessing the pinkie toe. Seriously dude, read the FML before commenting.
whatthefuckusername 13
and please, go to school learn some grammar.
tac0609 13
I second all of the above replies
HUGBUG 23
Lol sorry I use and iPhone and I meant where stupid autocorrect put it to we're, lol
HUGBUG 23
And I was trying to make a pun, I failed obviously
JesusFreak227 15
Tell that wasp to bee nice to you next time.
AlexanderIsLife 14
Love hurts, sorry Op
thatADHDdude 21
Love hurts almost as much as this pun.
iAlissa 34
It's the thought that counts!
dantee2005 33
There is nothing wrong he did. Why would you assume he is at fault?
PePziNL 20
Because he is secretly an evil scientist who wants to take over the world by letting everyone in the world get stung by wasps. Starting with his own wife. Mwuhahahhahah.
Pingvinai 37
At day he's just your regular wasp professor, but at night he's DOCTOR BEEES!
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Why is this comment have so many negative votes? Someone else just posted the same thing and got top comment.
5secondsofvvifi 21
I think what 3 was trying to say is something along the lines of it being unfortunate that the wasp stung her but at least he cares enough to do something like that on a bad day for her; as there was no possible way it was his fault unless he really is an evil scientist. 3 very well could be a dolt and I could be wrong but I'm hoping that's what she meant...
Countryboy1996 18
Why y'all disliking her comment, but when ol girl said the same thing and got top comment?
Indiantrolledd 16
Lol I sometimes think that FML's stupid.
Cads1 24
Pity I wasn't a bee, you could tell it to buzz off!
invadermaythe1st 35
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FlamingJazkinz 15
Wow- at least he cares though :P
TypicalSenpai 14
At least you have a caring husband. It's the thought that counts! ^^
imapartypooper 15
They aren't married yet.
TypicalSenpai 14
Yeah, I meant to type you'll** but it was too late to change the typo when I realized. x__x
imapartypooper 15
I figured :)
KylieG818 13
At least it was a nice thought
DrummerWS 23
At least the thought was there
juststephhere 23
That's actually so sweet! Sorry about your arm though!
nicolemf4 13
Still a super sweet gesture, you've found a good one!