Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
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angelfaced59 0
haha that sounds like my mom haha
hahaiseeyou 0
you should have a little talk with your mother
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jasper456 0
oh I would like to say that the ppl who like glee I have no problem with I only have problems with ppl that set them as profile pics on facebook,fml,myspace it's stupid and since some ppl here (on this fml) like ti make fun of how ppl look like and I quote "u look fat" well she can't say anything back to u since u have a pic of a gay guy as ur pic standing next to another person from glee. I have no problem with ppl who like the show but I hate obnoxious ppl (including twitards,ppl that run around like retards say that they have a solution to major problems yet do Jack shit) I also hate ppl that go on this web site and **** around with random ppl that simply have a diffrent point of view on something like a tv show
Spastastic 6
More punctuation, please.
JustJess666 0
thank you!!! *hugs and highfives*
Espion_fml 1
Happy birthday OP!
kybabyy 4
Yay for attention ***** moms. I have one too, OP. At least you're 18 now and can do your own thing!
TheLeggs 4
happy birthdy Brent xD
julia7 0
Moms are crazy.
QueenDani 0
You're eighteen now. Tell her to go **** herself and then look for an apartment. The Bitch.
Burning_Star_IV 3
Way to go Mom!
zenti 2
That's it? I expected an even worse situation. This is nothing.
zenti 2
Oh yay, my comment went to the wrong person. Wonderful.
NoteMyGrin 0
Wow, that sucks. I would hate it if my mom were that rude and vulgar. Just because she's your mother she doesn't have the right to interrupt you, especially if it's only to say something trivial. You're lucky you grew to have manners!