Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML
Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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danhxcore 0
Idk whether to say your friends a moron, or you are.
DaftPyramid 0
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
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Comments (254)
tksborn2jump 0
it should have been the other way around. he writes an FML, not you.
danhxcore 0
Idk whether to say your friends a moron, or you are.
Metzler31 17
umm I'm gonna go with a combination
chrisbom5 0
why do people use the word ****** against each other? my Italian friends would never call me a guinea, so you ******* faggots should stop using ******.
packersarebeast 0
I would do the same back to you. you can be cripple buddys
bobmandude 0
You both deserve it b/c 1. That's not a good joke and 2. Why do you think they have fire drills, "friend of the OP"?
krazygirl100 9
how do u report ppl
brandon_ha 0
Dude thats even better.
MHB8321 0
Awww poor guy. ):
Silhouette_fml 0
Damn... that's a cruel prank.
jbluebird923 0
haha that's what I was thinking. the Op isnt a very good "friend"
JBChristian 47
Just because OP's friend was stupid enough to jump out a window without checking the conditions of his surroundings first, doesn't mean the OP is cruel. I thought it started out as a pretty well intended prank.
elemenopyqrstuv 0
he deserved it.. you dont just jump out the window when the smoke detector goes off!! you make sure there's a real fire first!
emsiti 6
thats technicaly what your supposed to do because fire can engolphe a room pretty damn fast and you better not be in that room so jump the **** out
ScaughtieHolden 11
*Engulf. You tried way too hard to spell that.
CaptainDoorknob 7
249's comment made me rofl all over the place.
Serial 2
april..fools?
bironbaby 0
Haha
mollyjynxjax 28
Yep, two of 'em
Will09 0
wow i cant tell which one is worse... hes probably gonna smack u with his crutches and shove it up ur butt
DaftPyramid 0
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
blankaex 0
monopoly ftw
Ammauri 0
You just made my day #9
WaltzingPhanthom 23
So fricken funny!!!!!
summer66_fml 0
wow ur a great friend.....im sure he loves you now......