Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
Today, I was yelled at by my mom for not communicating to the rest of my family about the zoom call SHE planned and asked for. The call was to celebrate my birthday. Apparently, it was my responsibility to coordinate it. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
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Top comments
Eorlas 31
Sounds like she needs to lay off the alcohol. Sorry op. Happy belated birthday!
DocBastard 40
Who ******* cares if she yelled at you. It's your day. Enjoy it. And eat some cake. Mmmmm...cake...
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Comments (43)
FMLkoala 28
Good on ya mum
Eorlas 31
Sounds like she needs to lay off the alcohol. Sorry op. Happy belated birthday!
KawaiiCupcake 14
I bet if you actually tell her that she will feel a embarrassed.
Laith 12
Lol so it wasnt surprise anymore
vipirius 18
No shit
logic368 8
Not first :'-(
Grauncho 27
You need to stop.
peachesncreem 21
We don't appreciate these types of comments here. I thought this was common knowledge.
calilovesneb 12
Why is the word "logic" even in your username...
JACKxRAWR 22
#18, they probably thought it was a fancy word that'd make 'em look smart.
jasmine2301 25
#7 Your picture fits perfectly with your comment.
Vitualamen 11
You should have used the time to prepare your 'shocked' face.
kenoswild 14
......surprise!! Darn, didn't work. Hope it was a good party regardless.
buckeyed 20
did you let her know she spoiled it? hope it was an enjoyable bday still!
DocBastard 40
Who ******* cares if she yelled at you. It's your day. Enjoy it. And eat some cake. Mmmmm...cake...
jw90 18
Should of acted more surprised lol.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
*have
perdix 31
Dumb-ass! You know you always need to act surprised when people throw you a surprise party! And not at all creeped out that everyone around you pulled off a massive conspiracy without you being aware of it. Happy Birthday!