Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of two years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my long term boyfriend into doing the deed for about an hour. He didn't even put his phone down. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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thrice324 0
At first I read that as "two year old boyfriend"
Silkie 0
Just smile and wave boys! C:
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TheWhiteDemon 0
lucky him
gszmam 0
They got wood together :)
ronton 4
if u were behind him couldn't u see the computer screen...? dumbass
OhWowFYLindeed 0
Now his father knows how much of a pimp he is! Yeeee... :D
VivaLaBelle 0
what I don't get is how you didn't know he was video chatting.. I mean wasn't he talking to his father or were they having a staring contest? or does your boyfriend always talk to his computer like that?
almostpro 0
I'm sure he enjoyed it too
kczey1234 0
haha dads thinking damn son! your girl always get so freaky when you video chat? is that some kind of creepy turn on for her? maybe she should go into **** so she can be videotaped. dayummmmm
hooah33 0
So the "hey dad, how's mom?" conversation didn't tip you off?
smileanyway 0
I honestly thought OP was a sick pervert and wrote 'I decided to seduce my 2 year old boyfriend'. So OP it isn't so much an FML cos your life could be much much worse if you were a pedophile ;)
lemony_fml 0
I read it like that too! Seriously worried for a second there.
nsriley 2
#34, me TOO! I was like WTF?
bubbarific 0
pics or it didnt happen!
perdix 31
#23 VivaLaBelle. Excellent point! I hope the OP didn't hear Dad say, "Geez, son, those things are uglier than you Mom's. . . and she's had a double mastectomy!"
CrazyCatCookin 0
Lol me too 34
adamsk1 0
ok, where is snickerdoodles on this one?? she would have a field day on the "no sex before marriage" gig!! lmao!! I haven't seen her in ages!! OP, that was pretty dumb on ur part, but FYL for the embarassment you caused everyone especially yourself. be more observant. if my spelling is off, oh well!! I'm not an English major and honestly don't give a crap because ppl get the idea of what I'm saying anyway.
Macromartyr 3
23's right, you're stupid
silentfog 0
34: I thought that too, which make me question who says two year boyfriend and opposed to boyfriend of 2 years
CrazyCatCookin 0
someone who's to lazy to spell out "of"?
SarahBearXoX 0
I thought it said two year old boyfriend and I was like :/ WTF.
bluebladez 0
lol family visit gonna be awkward probably his dad will be checking you out
ersa1802 0
hahahah. win. :)
rawrimaunicorn 0
#23 not all cams have audio or microphones.he could have been on video call but typing what hes saying.
sircletus 0
your an a complete dumbass op. first how did you not hear him talking. second if you came up behind him you would of seen his dad on the computer screen.
rainbowhobos 4
#65 raises a good point... But if she were hugging him from behind, wouldn't she have noticed the webcam?
tekcor 2
Video chatting without audio? That's retarded. I know it is possible, but it's god damn stupid. What the heck is the point of watching each other type?
msyelowbubblegum 0
haha ok at first i read 2 yr old bf... haha bu wow sorry :P not soo bad.. i guess. hmm wat im wondering is why didnt he like tell you or.. wait he culdnt see u roght? idk im confused haha well i think u deserve it cuz u didnt see that he was like skyping his dad
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
34 I thought the same thing for a second an hit ydi. but still ydi for being that dumb
eraintimexD 0
lmaoo me too
CrazyCatCookin 0
I've seen lap top screens that make it only visible from right in front of it.
BitchBalls 0
hahahahahahaha
newnew8 0
ahaha funny , but 16 up top shut up cuz she probley walked up behind him and while she was goin behind him his dad coulda seen . so think about that before you call someone a dumbass
Dinosaurthethird 0
RATCHET!!!!!!!
Rhanno 0
i was saying the same thing lol wtff
suckduckpuck 0
lmaoo
prettyinpunk1025 14
16... your the dumbass... the OP was behind the her bf who was facing the computer so therefore she was facing it too... DUH!!!
thatonek1d 0
YDI for being stupid. how do you not hear him talking to his dad and his dad talkig back. YDI for not seeing his dad on his laptop an him talking to his laptop. YDI for having sex before youre married
AboveTheRest 6
aha saaammeee 38! OP should have worded it better. YDI stupid.
Rine45 0
wow why would you date a two year old?! WTF?
5t3ff1k4h 45
^^Learn to read.
HowDoTheyFindMe 0
the whole family might be checking her out
tarynshay551 3
# 21 is hott
nickmeier1 4
hahahahaha you made my day
sweetandsexy 0
hhahaha! u crack me uppppppp!
sweetandsexy 0
hhahaha! u crack me uppppppp!
Stevefett 0
Boob Tube!!
kayladance101 13
This FML is win(:
sirbrainiac 2
lol, when I was reading this, I misread and thought the OP said her bf was 2 years old.
thrice324 0
At first I read that as "two year old boyfriend"
rawrlily 0
#3- Im not sure if that's a win or a fail
sharmen 0
So did I hahaha
Color_my_rainbow 0
loll me too. I kept re-reading and it always came out my two year old boyfriend..
Maxine17 8
So did I. Least he wasn't watching Kerligirl13's latest video. You done goof'd.
FuckMyLife195 0
OMG LMFAO I thought only people with a Tumblr knew about this!?!?!
Trupe 3
Me too. I was wondering how this two year old got a laptop and a girlfriend old enough to have boobs.
Maxine17 8
I have an account, that's why :L
Silkie 0
Just smile and wave boys! C:
Eniiaffection 0
No biggie, his father probably enjoyed the sight.
WingsFan80 4
nice pic 7
noscope_ftw 0
^ #7 ure pretty damn sexyy, n op ydi, u shoulda been able to tell he has a video showing lol
jackdbomber 0
just like enjoyed your sight !!!
CheaRight 0
Attractive.
emo_Onsterr 0
sounds like you need to come on down to the cellar, cuz I gotta whole freezaa fulllla Popsicles!
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
Hahah, Herbert The Pervert (Y)
FYLDUDEE 3
akward.
lolfood 24
That awkward moment when you spell "awkward" incorrectly.
nunnie 0
Haha. Don't worry, his dad wasn't complaining. ;)
iheartkookiez12 0
he probably enjoyed it
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Nothing like a little father-son bonding. After you finished putting on the show for them, I hope you went to the kitchen and made them both sammiches.