Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
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angelfaced59 0
haha that sounds like my mom haha
hahaiseeyou 0
you should have a little talk with your mother
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NoteMyGrin 0
144 - You think parents are above manners? That expecting people to respect another's conversation is spoiled? People like me are afraid of people like you having children. They'd probably pick up on your atrocious manners.
spark_smiley 0
im not even kidding my mom has done the same thing :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
144, just because you've seen the way other people's children act doesn't mean yours will turn out the same. There is no need to be afraid to have children if you bring them up properly (IE; in whichever way you believe to be right). This also doesn't make OP a spoiled brat. If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say you're the spoiled child in your family.
colten23 0
#17 what's your number? :)
Rtard94 0
So you said to your mom "Mom, Dot, Dot, Dot" no wonder she flipped you off ITS A JOKE JESUS, DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!
TheGingerBoy 0
Your mom's a badass...
rottentomatoes 7
When she calls for you, just do the same thing ^^
erectoralcollage 0
what's up with the sheer amount of fml posters that have shitty, white trash parents that curse at and give the finger to their kids. jesus
kaylapple 1
greatest present ever.!
InvaderZacko 0
DONT BE RUDE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!!