Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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freddie_fml 0
Uh... maybe that's the kind of comment you want to make to your mom when you are alone with her instead of airing dirty laundry like that in front of the whole family? You deserved that one.
toenails 0
People blame their parents for being bad parents but the question is, how great of a child are you?
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freddie_fml 0
Uh... maybe that's the kind of comment you want to make to your mom when you are alone with her instead of airing dirty laundry like that in front of the whole family? You deserved that one.
sensual_kidney 0
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her reply kinda proves that she's a bad parent...
bizarre_ftw 22
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Exactly what I was thinking!!
xxwitexx 0
this sounds like something that happend with a friend i know
Slim_fml 0
why didnt you just throw down with her. solves problems alot easier
Seegtease 0
Both fail.
Raven_fml 0
#22; The fact her mother even said that, proves she's a bitch and more than likely is a shitty parent. Fed+clothed+has computer =/= good parenting. I have all those things, my parents also abused me. But hey, I have a computer so that makes it all perfectly okay! They did a bang up job! Get ******* real and don't act like there's some magic formula that makes a good mother.
toenails 0
People blame their parents for being bad parents but the question is, how great of a child are you?
kims0706 10
My parents literally laugh at how stupid and worthless they think i am and mock me in front of me because I'm not like my brother, who's learned calc 3 as a sophomore, even though I'm still in all honors with a's... I think they're the ones at fault here...
Malik_fml 0
Yelling at your mom in front of everyone and calling her a bad parent? Sorry, you totally deserved that one.
elguapo_fml 0
who the **** yells at their parents? especially their mom! you deserve MUCH worse - perhaps a serious ass-kicking, or being grounded for 3 months (seriously grounded, not that "go watch tv and sulk" bullshit), or even better, you should be locked into a basement-dungeon without food for 10 days. show some respect you asswad, your mom gave birth to you
minissaussette 25
You're so right ! Or maybe she should simply kill him, she gave birth to him after all, that automatically makes her a great parent and that gives her absolutely every right on him.
Raven_fml 0
#26; I know that's what I was doing, I was just making a point. I was using my extreme as an example that your little "you have clothes and go to school" doesn't mean shit and definitely doesn't mean that it's out of the realm of possibilities that she is, indeed, a bad parent.