Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
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angelfaced59 0
haha that sounds like my mom haha
hahaiseeyou 0
you should have a little talk with your mother
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Comments (164)
allmidnighteyes 11
umm, gurrl, DON' INARUPT; RUUUDE
deafeningsilence 8
:D Bon qui qui <3
ashleytiffany 0
my mom ruined my 18 bday 2 wks ago too.
jasper456 0
u should do the one thing that who make her mad and speachless walk up to her give her the fingure and call he on of the most ugly things u have ever seen and that ur moveing out and ur not going to see her ever again that will shut the bitch up
mrmaks18 7
12 I'm glad you moved out so when you moving in
Beach4life 0
ha today is my 16bday but that didnt happen to me ha
triggerit 5
Happy birthday! You are big enough to understand that any woman and your mom needs same male's attention.... no matter how old he is... and you rudely stopped her... ydi
ThugNastys 0
happy birthday! lol. your mom seems nice.
moon21_fml 0
My mom does the same thing -_-...
mr_miyagi 0
tell me how is your birthday relevant to this story...bitch
JustJess666 0
both of my parents do the same thing and I just tell them "uh **** you I was speaking" then we laugh and it's all good. get over it dumb ass it's just a ****** finger!!