Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, two months after beginning a steamy text exchange with the man I’ve been in love with for 13 years, he told me that now when he thinks of me he feels "warm and fuzzy." In a panic, I responded sarcastically, “Primarily in the dick, right?” That shut everything down real quick. FML
Today, the guy I have been in love with for years decided to tell me all about his women problems and how he can't find someone. After telling him I loved him he responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
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Flubberwuffer 9
Well he might have spent his whole life wondering
patts_ 23
"Well obviously you've always been a dick" I'm sorry OP. You're beautiful inside and out.
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Comments (41)
Flubberwuffer 9
Well he might have spent his whole life wondering
Mauskau 36
OP missed a perfectly good opportunity to say "No, would you like me to prove it to you?"
Flubberwuffer 9
Well if she was truly transgender she would still have the genitalia of a woman
Xion0014 20
It isn't authentic and doesn't really juice up... So it's just a hole... Plus have you seen a transgender ******? It looks like a mess compared to a real on..
patts_ 23
"Well obviously you've always been a dick" I'm sorry OP. You're beautiful inside and out.
WitEluded 13
You don't know that
FenHarel 9
Sure they are. Maybe they're hideous to you but gorgeous to someone else. Beauty depends a lot on who's looking. I think Cara Delvigne is reallly unattractive, but a large amount of people really like her.
goofballjones 6
What are you saying that someone who is transgender isn't beautiful inside and out? And for all you know op could be transgender the dude was just asking how does that make him a dick? There are lots of pretty transgender people out there, asking someone if they are transgender shouldn't be viewed as an insult. In my opinion your the dixk
THEDUDE1553566 24
No one said that you moron
EsDeeCee 12
OP could be the most hideous person in the world. You don't know that
DoomSkuller 28
Nobody is beautiful inside, it's all squishy internal organs
igottapee 27
you wouldn't know if they are actually beautiful or not. they could be a terrible person(not saying they are but it could be a possibility)
13myname13 2
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
extraballbing 4
OP, be brave and find out why he'd say something so stupid and insensitive.
jessie841 11
Wow that must have been pretty harsh op. I'm sorry, that must have been really awkward.
lemurman108 24
Oh man, that must've hurt.
llamingo 8
So she was a man?
messymessiah 11
Well did you?
MRSwick2525 23
very original comment there.
foxmatrix15 8
Your "very original comment there" was very original
RenoTheRhino 30
Your "Your 'very original comment there' was very original" was very original.
RenoTheRhino 30
^that's quite confusing.
KelseyDaBoyz 21
Wonder how well you two knew each other
hasooon 24
This is even difficult to comfort you. FYL
betweenwinds 18
You deserve better, OP. Or at least more subtle and sensitive. :I
rachelthelime_fml 29
He's a ******** for asking you that bluntly, AND in a text.
Malecent 13
How do you ask someone if they're transgender without being blunt?
fumanshu 9
I know some men are rude as a way off flirting! Or maybe he was just rude! But either way, you two must be very close for him to ask such a personal question! Maybe you two will look back on this and laugh lol