Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to tell me I'd left my car window open. I thanked him, went outside, and discovered it wasn't my car. He had just spent five minutes checking a stranger's vehicle because it looked like mine. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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ALlamaOnFire 20
That is quite an epic prank.
gigglingalways 6
Bitches be crazy
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Comments (185)
Shrouds 14
Thats when you roll down your window and poke her in the eyes.
dude1122332 9
Or run over the crazy lady's toes as you drive off?
Mitcha857 0
15- exactly like that in great Three Stooges fashion! Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
iseyixes 18
You should have yelled back at the crazy person, "I have a restraining order against you!".
rulezdunmatter 12
Actually, if OP did do that, he would be admitting that he, to a certain extent, knew that person, which would probably result in even more explanations.
perdix 31
I don't believe you, either (ee). Just because you were so drunk you don't remember the ***** you banged, that doesn't mean she forgot you (or your baby that is growing in her fertile hips.)
Harpy20 24
...Or the randomness that occurred when he joined in on his friends' date-raped gangbang.
Bloodlvst 11
50 - What in the bloody hell is wrong with you? You can't just toss in a healthy dose of date rape because you feel like it.
Harpy20 24
60- Okay, you sound like a licensed date-rape doctor. I'll let you administer the healthy dose of date-rape next time...
nikkibaby611 6
....
GhostDog14 4
Damn trolling to the max!
rammy125 4
If she can't trust you now she never will.
lonkite101 14
Definitely not true.
kmw691 0
Ya no, trust can always be earned back
CaptTeemo 10
And can be lost again so easily..
comeatmebroo6254 1
Was she the crazy mountain girl from good luck Charlie!?
11mandy80 6
Which one?
comeatmebroo6254 1
Sorry I didn't mean to put it twice..:/
thenomad 7
If your girlfriend really trusted you, she would believe you right away. It's a lousy situation, but it brought an issue to light. Maybe you need to have a conversation with her about the importance of trust in a relationship. If she still doesn't believe you or come around, I would consider ending the relationship. Do you really want to have to explain yourself every time something she finds suspicious comes up? I'm truly hoping it never gets to the point where the relationship ends because of trust issues. Just talk to the girl and I think it will all be okay.
11mandy80 6
When u say talk to the girl, do u mean the girlfriend or the weird girl knocking on the window? Im confuzzled.
thenomad 7
Girlfriend, sorry.
white16sox 19
I'm sorry to say this, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't believe your boyfriend right away either. There is always a feeling of " Is he telling the truth?" because it seems like human nature to be suspicious at first.
BumbleBug 0
It's not just about trust here. I think OP's girlfriend was worried. I would be
zojieeu 6
Don't lie you know you did that :D
11mandy80 6
Hmm. Maybe u don't know her but ur girlfriend might.
11mandy80 6
Maybe…
MidnaLink 35
then that probably would have been a lot friendlier
ObsessedWithMe 13
That sucks OP. I hope your gf trusts you enough to know that that girl was lying. That's so rude for a rando to try and ruin your relationship.