Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to tell me I'd left my car window open. I thanked him, went outside, and discovered it wasn't my car. He had just spent five minutes checking a stranger's vehicle because it looked like mine. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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ALlamaOnFire 20
That is quite an epic prank.
gigglingalways 6
Bitches be crazy
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Comments (185)
Enslaved 38
Flip the switch on her and accuse your girlfriend of having a lesbian love affair! What's good for the goose is good for the, ummmn goose that's not ******* around.
failureusername 12
I pulled this prank once on a friend. He was so quick to respond to the situation that I ended up getting bitch slapped by his girlfriend, my plan backfired and it hurt. It's all about how you react OP, stay confident and stick to your story she has to believe you at some point.
riotofquiet 14
lol I'm glad it hurt, you deserve it, #76. Seriously, who does that? FYL, OP.
failureusername 12
Why I do of course. It wasn't like I did it to a random person like in OP's situation, we prank each other all the time. I planned on apologizing to his girlfriend afterwards and I did even after she hit me, no real harm done.
MigraineurOfLife 15
Reverse it! Ask your girlfriend who she is & why is she upset that she found her with a guy???
Pandacupcakelove 26
....She's the most epic troll... EVER!
klimp5488 3
I wish I could have seen that. You have to appreciate classic public humiliation. My condolences though.
MEOW_09 0
the girl was telling that to ur girlfrnd op, she is too smart that she blamed it all on you
gabe222 25
The stranger found a window of opportunity! Haha just fishing.
3pi 6
That sucks hope u can convince her before she takes the wrong move.
Calyx_fml 22
Maybe the window knocker was talking about your girlfriend, not you. In putting it on you she made a brilliant recovery.
Djasso19 3
in this case I would have rolled down the window and been like so if you knew me then what's my name ??