Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to tell me I'd left my car window open. I thanked him, went outside, and discovered it wasn't my car. He had just spent five minutes checking a stranger's vehicle because it looked like mine. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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ALlamaOnFire 20
That is quite an epic prank.
gigglingalways 6
Bitches be crazy
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Comments (185)
sw1c 7
Can't judge without story just because claim don't know her doesn't mean you don't
Ins0mau 20
Why would you LIE when telling a story anonymously online?! What would be the point? He's telling the truth. Trust me.
redwingsfan88 9
Awkward....
UsernameHere234 13
or maybe she wasn't talking about you but your girlfriend and she is bi.
liquid_sasquatch 10
Good coverup OP!!! The best defense is a good offense. Posting a FML to show your GF is a really good defense....
janerose21 3
You have been Punk'd...u should have rolled down car window, retrieve water pistol, pull trigger, FIRE FIRE, blast spray the crazy bitch.. always comes extremely handy!!
RedCrow 0
Are you sure it's mot her friend who found out she was cheating and so your girlfriend came up with that so you wouldn't know?
sissors1234 4
Today me and my friend started a prank week but last friday she and my other friend were being total bitches.so I snuck into school with about 4 other people and Spray painted there lockers!!!!!!!!!! Still hope we don't get caught. And there desks and note books and stuff. Lolz
hateevryone 15
Females are crazy these days!
sammyluvspugs 4
Aw i'm sorry you don't deserve that. Hope ur girlfriend eventually believes you :)
lovebeecharmer 6
GAgahahahahahaha thanks for the idea!!!