Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
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Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I forgot to bring a letter to my secondary school, so I went to detention. I told them it got lost, but it's only when my parents phoned and told them the same thing that they believed it. So I got detention for nothing. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I explained to my teacher that I wasn't at school yesterday due to three doctor appointments for my moderate epilepsy. Yesterday was senior skip day. She gave me detention for lying. FML
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Kovu_fml 16
Teachers only seem to notice obnoxious bitches anyway
RebekahBrooke 9
I've had that. Is he/she really old?
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RebekahBrooke 9
I've had that. Is he/she really old?
LiveLaughFML 10
this is never a win-win situation. either you're always fooling around in class and you get a phone call home or you're always quiet and you get a phone call home.
DrDilllonReese 12
Well since going to class and not being noticed gets a call home, maybe if he doesn't show up the teacher will think OP is there. This is, of course going on 1's theory that there's a really old teacher.
nalia18 8
Or you could yell at the top of your lungs each day "IM OVER HEERRREE" then just bust-a-move... Or try wearing fancy cloths to school... Or just say hi to her in class...
fatgirllovesfml 0
I'll never forget the H.S. history teacher who, during a class charades competition, gave me "the Eightfold Path and Four Noble Truths of Buddhism."
belkinbra 12
Noone cares fatgirl. What you said is so irrelevent to everything.
mcintosh123 15
Something similar happened to me but only because there was 3 Aaron in my class :P
rawrkittyrawr 6
When do ninjas take English class?
osiris39p 3
I've had this except the teacher ignores everything cept me talking to my friend
stevieb123 7
Hey how old r u
osiris39p 3
43 I smell a creeper
HideouslyHuman 10
18,that's very irellavent to the FML,but I'm curious as to how it was acted out.
FML102938 8
It would be impossible to ignore you cuz you're so frickin beautiful
hatersgunnahat 0
1 it said "she never noticed me"
cj7jeep 1
Maybe we should try not sitting in the back of the room like a bum, and contribute
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
This might be weird but whatever lol so anyways 1 ur pretty hot :p There said and done ^_^
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Detention for cutting? Your school sucks.
guckylynn 19
97, skipping school is technically illegal... So detention for cutting class makes sense.
StoryOfTheYear 15
97- Why wouldn't you get detention for cutting... In this instance, OP had supposedly cut class more than just once or twice. If that were true some schools would even go as far as to suspend for the repeat offenses.
jizzwold 21
"You don't go to class enough so as punishment you can't come to class"
muggle_born 6
lol ya I had this one class with like 6 Ashleys in it and two of them were Ashley Johnsons
AnonymousTroll 2
Show the office proof you were there, like notes you took or something
ZeDolphinator 7
There are two people with my name in my Spanish class, and I was counted absent one day because I answered for other!my-name-girl when she was absent... /sigh
Kovu_fml 16
Teachers only seem to notice obnoxious bitches anyway
m0tl3ycru3 0
Time to pull out the hat with the orange flag mounted on it.
osiris39p 3
don't forget the sparklers and firecrackers!!!!
fml8396 0
Lol Oh wow!
gTOtheT 7
Yeah they always notice the loud bad ones never the good quiet ones like me!!!
bustakrys 0
Great teacher!
m0tl3ycru3 0
Don't go to that shit if you were really there.
Arivien 3
Even if OP does go, they'll just get more detention because they didn't notice her in those detentions. OP, maybe you should participate more in class?
Streeet_hayley 6
Does she not take attendance?
exleonhart 0
Bueller... Bueller... Bueller...
iFizzgig 11
Dammit...you beat me to it
nalia18 8
Everyday you see her yell "YOU B*TCH IM OVER HERE" ... that might get her attention... Or get u a DE-tention
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Is ur pic of Justin bieber or what??
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Is ur pic of Justin bieber or what??
baconstrips 12
Yeahhh haha :) .. No
FrostHeart 36
Is Justin bieber afraid to say shit or what?
glitterme 5
She probably still won't notice and will probably get a month of detention cuz you will be cutting class ad detention well from her poin of view
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I wasn't trying to be mean or sarcastic I was serious ._.
ugottaluvme 0
I dont get it? Whats De-tention supposed to mean?
gunmania0 12
6 swapped attention to detention. Its not a really hard concept.
AlexanderSilver 0
122- 104's location is America, you've gotta give him some handicaps here.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
124- ur location is also in America so aren't u also insulting urself?
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
124- ur location is also in America so aren't u also insulting urself?
satph 12
62- i'm totally craving your name!
Xxak907xX 0
That's happened to me on more than one occasion.
pretty_coin 11
How'd you get powers of invisibility?? I want that skill!
TheBlackCops 0
Now you know you can skip class...
beachbabe830 0
that happens to me all the time but 14 days? Nice!
tub944 0
That's a hippo
PeteyPablo12308 20
It sure is!
dennis96411 12
Maybe tell them to ask your classmates around? That is, if they even noticed you.