Monkey253100
France
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Calexico, United States
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
SeeTony
United States
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
mikki bee
Reno, United States
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
TommyNoFeet
Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
twobyfour
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Shelved plans
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Footloose
A little stiff and rusty
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Anonymous
Ljubljana, Slovenia
No good deed…
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Ouchie
Celbridge, Ireland
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
luvs2spooge89
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Top comments
pokefan813 16
Silly OP, breaking your ankle is not healthy.
mrsmathers17531 5
Yay for fitness.
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mrsmathers17531 5
Yay for fitness.
jenloveslaughs 6
See? It's better to sit on the couch! :)
lonkite101 14
At least she's being healthy
zuzupetalsYO 11
Should have tested the waters with easing yourself off the couch a couple times first.
ICastillo 25
Yup No Pain, No Gain OP.
aaronfuegopop 7
Bitches be trippin
NoSubway4Me 8
I see what you did there.
monkey253100 8
I'm a boy! :(
Sanch101 7
I decided to get healthy and now am suffering from terrible sciatica and a potential bulging disc which may need surgery. Healthy is not always healthy :(
baconftw 9
At least you tried!
NoFeet 4
A for effort?
RayRod 6
If at first you don't succeed.....take it as a sign that it is not meant to be and just continue with what you were originally doing
ZeroPath5 16
Your picture pretty much describes this FML num2
Calyx_fml 22
You know, I'm actually getting tired of the "At least..." replies. Every single FML has a dozen people saying "At least blah de blah de blah blah". Can we kill this boring meme once and for all? It should be on Doc Bastard's list.
BunchieRules 31
51 - I believe I can also add on to an expression: "Sometimes you have to run before you can walk... and sometimes you end up breaking your ankle in the process!"
Jiplo 18
"at least" is a meme? I thought people were just saying stuff that could've happened that are worse to try cheer up the OP. My whole life is a lie!!!!
pokefan813 16
Silly OP, breaking your ankle is not healthy.
ihategrammar 1
youre comments always suck just stop already
NoFeet 4
... Your*
putloginhere 6
Well his username is ihategrammar
luckylea24 7
I've been non this app for a year and I still haven't figured out; What does OP stand for?
AwkwardPartyBear 24
#12 I actually liked it. Also, I found it ironic that the original commenter got thumbed up and you got thumbed down.
dumboears 8
Overweight platypus.
Epsilonyx 15
Oily placenta.
Jezlovespink 5
opiates
Nutty4Muffs 3
Octane Perturbation
lonkite101 14
Orlando pussys
Harpy20 24
All for OOGENESIS!
outstandtacular 11
OP stands for original poster. Duh.. Lol
ZeroPath5 16
59 obviously lies, lol
CVTrojans21 1
Orangutan penis
flockz 20
optimus prime?
ICastillo 25
# 25 these guys are obliviously lying to you it means, Orgasmic Penguin
awagh666 14
No, don't listen to all these guys. They are lying. OP means Official Pervert.
NoisyNykkii 10
Guys, get it right! OP stands for Octagon Penis. Mind=blown.
Spiral_Thoughts 19
Orion's Persimmon.
Lunaa94 6
The amount of creativity on this site never ceases to amaze me. The definitions for "OP" are endless :P
greeneyedpothead 10
My god, an entire year and NO clue?? Should we be somewhat worried?!
l23VIVE 17
Overweight Porpoise Overachieving Porcupine Octopus Pencil
rocklare18 7
Oozing pussy .... Man I need to get a life :/
dsbs 9
Orange poop
FML_Master2133 6
Orbital Penis
perdix 31
#25, that's a trick question! The OP doesn't stand -- he's got a broken ankle! It's funny how many people took the bait until I figured it out.
wellnevermind 4
#25 ever tried google it? *facepalm* some people...
mboehm88 3
Now to give up for good and just get fat. Ahh, the good life.
melikeyturtles 3
Sit back and wait for the cholestoral to settle in your arteries and your blood sugar and pressure to rise. *crosses legs and chugs beer* Thats what I call living!
blondebrunette11 4
Good effort...
Shrouds 14
I don't think thats how your supposed to do it.
reddudeover 2
You're. I agree they broke their ankle wrong, they probably don't even know how to drown properly.
Michele2luv 8
Thumbed you down for the grammar correction but you get a slow clap for the reference to the other FML
greeneyedpothead 10
How do you possibly break your ankle wrong?? Just curious, so I can avoid it in the future!!! In my opinion, breaking your ankle at all is bad lol.
Goingunder817 0
Irony is a bitch.
dwcomposer 4
Oh the irony. Fyl OP
perdix 31
Thus justifying a decade of obesity and sitting on the couch.
igive 29
shenanigans! now op can attend therapy.
DespairFaction 11
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Zaros_fml 24
Hey, OP, what's the name of that restaurant you like with the breadsticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?
ICastillo 25
Um .......... Shenanigans??
FMLshark 12
Olive Garden.
Epsilonyx 15
Kind of reminds me of when I rode my bike for the first time in months to get fit, then got hit by a car...ah, the road bumps of fitness.
dumboears 8
I don't know if you intended that pun but nonetheless I laughed.
Epsilonyx 15
Who knows? Life is full of secrets... Update: someone ate my leftover cinnamon sticks. I do not know what the universe wants from me. I can't ride my bike, but I can't eat my damn cinnamon sticks. Is it torturing me? Making sure I keep quiet? It's too soon to tell. Will keep my journal close.
PotatoSupahNinja 3
I hope you don't use that as an excuse to not workout again.
jtthegr8 26
I upvoted your comment simply because the picture is bender, i didn't even read it first :b
luckylea24 7
I know this is totally random, but I love your username!!!!!
AwkwardPartyBear 24
#11 also your picture fairly matches your comment