Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
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kalixzo 11
That's why you never see scary movies with your mom!
MrXerxes5 6
That's when you should've jumped up out of fear and flung your drink all over them.
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Comments (127)
kalixzo 11
That's why you never see scary movies with your mom!
JustHello123 1
Haha ain't that the truth
ikickgingers 15
Why not?
Keyman1212 14
I saw it today! It ******* scared the **** off of me -_- I found em when the movie was over though, so it's all good!
changesinme 0
She just gave you some Hertz Donuts
potatoesFTW 1
guess what vegitable i like
potatoesFTW 1
POTATOES!!
jbunch2514 0
That's why you don't hold hands with her
higgs_boson_fml 2
YDI. Those movies aren't scary at all.
ForeverAloneGuy 1
Careful everyone! We have a badass over here.
btown1616 0
how can anyone think that movie is scary... thats like a freakin little kids movie
Keyman1212 14
Did you see it 80/89?
folgy 10
I watched it at 1am and to be honest it didn't scare me if half the stuff that was shown in the promo was in the movie it would have been scary only thing that kinda scared me was what happened to the dude at the end was not expecting that
monkeebalz 0
With your mom? Get a girlfriend you pussy
Keyman1212 14
Maybe OP, whose username is Ariel, is a girl. Just a thought, dumbass.
Jammy01jams 2
Forever alone :|#)
lolmigosh 15
Haha yeah why dont you get a life and see it with an actual friend or something!!
Oog_fml 5
I dunno why people say the movie's scary. I really don't find it scary like other people, but then again, I'm a horror fanatic. The only scary part was the ending. I'm not saying that the movie was bad, in fact it was pretty good, it just wasn't scary. Other movies like Blair Witch Project and The Ring, dang those are scary.
flyboy96 0
I was laughing so hard I accidentally hit YDI. Oops. :$
Lanceeden 12
Omg. I'm lying in my bed reading fml and this one made me literally laugh out loud. It's late at night and everyones asleep but holy shit this is funny because I can actually visualize it XD
missmoo900 5
I actually did the same thing. It's just to freaking funny. xD
juventis 16
OMG ME TOO!! Lol my roommates are all asleep.
crazygurlzz1 5
Same here!!!! Everyone at homes sound asleep at 3am
nessaspissed 0
At least it wasn't your boobs...?lol
elephantom12 9
I'm not a girl but I'm sure being clocked full force in the face might hurt a little more than the boobs.
bachooka 5
You would be surprised how much it can hurt to be punched in the ta-tas.
MaryFairy 3
Why yes, those breasts are very level headed and responsible.
zombiegirl187 0
Sensible breasts hahaha
bamagrl410 31
I don't know what it feels like to be hit in the nuts, but I'd venture to say it's somewhat comparable. It REALLY hurts to get hit in the boobs. Happened to me earlier actually... Oh the pain.
btstig 11
I don't have boobs. But it's safe to say that getting hit in the nuts is way worse.
TigerSpots 4
Me and my old bf used to have this convo exept instead of getting hitbin the boobs it was child birth, he actually thought being hit in the nuts wa worse then child birth.
crazychick1269 7
getting nailed in the boobs actually hurts.... a lot!
randeep101 5
Um ur right ur not a girl so u wouldn't know it hurts like **** !!!
MrXerxes5 6
That's when you should've jumped up out of fear and flung your drink all over them.
trollfaced 2
And then throw popcorn everywhere
jobo50123 3
you should of sat one chair away from her
stuth186 7
Did ya smack her back??
tri1sometime22 0
Wow :p
ChaeRi 3
WHY would you smack her back? If anyone needs to be smacked, it'd be the people who screamed in OP's mom's ear.
crazychicalauren 3
ohh Fu .. oh sorry dear
kut19 6
Call social services.
HSOMGF 5
You were scared at a Paranormal movie? And you went with your mom? Major loss of cool points, there..
twinny_sc 13
You must be 12 if you think it's uncool to see a movie with your mom.
gazzdogs 5
You must be the guy who cares more about his reputation than his life.
Ecklcakes 15
Cool points? You just got even more negative lad points. And just general loss of dignity.
ChaeRi 3
I would like to see YOU not being even a little scared while watching all the Paranormal Activity movies. Nah jk, you'll probably shit yourself and start crying while running out before going past ten minutes of the movie.
Daralea 21
Fact of Life #41798: You lose major cool points when you say "major cool points".
LuckyTxMade 0
"Held hands at one point" Hope this is a girl ??...or else... =x
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Or else what? FINISH YOUR ******* SENTENCE.
HolyCarp 5
I voted your comment down purely because of your ridiculous picture :)
eradonnes 0
hahaha #64 ahaha soo true i did to
YayFlameWarz 9
11- Your hats about to fall...OH GOD YOU WORE IT LIKE THAT ON PURPOSE!
sabriina112 0
******* haters -__________- lol