Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to tell me I'd left my car window open. I thanked him, went outside, and discovered it wasn't my car. He had just spent five minutes checking a stranger's vehicle because it looked like mine. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
ALlamaOnFire 20
That is quite an epic prank.
gigglingalways 6
Bitches be crazy
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Comments (185)
tigrouficele2012 44
"If you're my girlfriend, then what's my name?" Simple enough.
mrs_bruno_mars 14
Trolling at it's best.
tehdarkness 21
Shoulda started quizzing her in front of ur gf. Strange girl doesn't even know your name, then how can you be bangin her?
caplox 6
So your girlfriend believes a physco but not her boyfriend that she's known for far longer?
Chazyj 4
You sir just got trolled blame the Internet for this prank
IndyJustin 4
She was probably high... That's what I do when I'm high lol
Spicemelon 5
Punk ass kids and their Dumb ass pranks
chaosbob 0
Damn...
Prettygirlnswag 5
What girl wouldn't second guess you? Cause who does that kind of stuff just for fun. (other than that chick obviously) I believe you cause how you titled ur self as pissed off guy.. And ud only be pissed if it wasnt true. Cause if it was true ud just lie ur way out of a paper bag and ud prolly not sound so pissed
Nutz101 7
That would suck