Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to tell me I'd left my car window open. I thanked him, went outside, and discovered it wasn't my car. He had just spent five minutes checking a stranger's vehicle because it looked like mine. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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ALlamaOnFire 20
That is quite an epic prank.
gigglingalways 6
Bitches be crazy
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thegreatbigwhite 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
First (bringing it back)
NoFeet 4
Go die.
hkelley9 6
It was never here in the first place.
ALlamaOnFire 20
It never left...
yunilee7 4
Saying first is soooo old like how could you do that omg like whyyyy! Lol, well anyways I guess it's better that you actually got first instead of being the 8th commenter saying it. Still annoying though. :p
yadisingh 5
First to comment. Last to get laid!!! LOLZ Wait, aren't we all saying stupid overused things?
Namenlos_fml 20
The fact that I had to click on your comment to see what it said should express just how popular your idea is (right now, you're at -34 votes).
AwkwardPartyBear 24
#1 Does it ******* matter? No one gives a ******* prickshit about you being first!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well, good for you for that seemingly worthless achievement! Do we have to praise you now for being first?
ALlamaOnFire 20
That is quite an epic prank.
danielwilliams57 6
Not so epic for OP
LolFMLnot 10
I'd be suspicious too if a random girl did that to my boyfriend , even though I trust him. You'll still wonder "what if...."
baddawg365 0
That's a quick way to ruin a relationship. I mean how can you prove that you DON'T know her...
kevinn95 0
Its not a prank! She wasnt talking to him she was talking to his gf and the gf trying to play it off by saying hes cheating when its really her!! Or maybe it is a prank
TheZee 12
70 - There are several ways to support the fact that (he claims) he doesn't know her. 1. He can make her (if she has a cell phone or home phone) call him and show his girlfriend that he doesn't have her number saved and prove they did not exchange any texts before. 2. He can take her name and show his girlfriend he doesn't have her on Facebook (which you usually have people you know on it on your friends list) 3. He can ask the random girl to identify several things about him, and unless she is a professional stalker, she wouldn't be able to say much about him. However, 1 and 2 will work just fine even if she is a stalker :).
Forlorn420 9
Maybe she was talking to his gf. Haha
rulezdunmatter 12
#95 - There are quite a few flaws in your arguments. Like what I assume #70 implied, it's quite easy to prove that you know someone with the direct opposites of the solutions your provided, however, things aren't that easy when you have to prove that you don't know someone. 1. Not having someone else's phone number or having that person as a Facebook friend doesn't instantly prove that you don't know that particular person. It just proves that you have no form of contact which could easily be uncovered. After all, you and the other person could easily have memorized each other's numbers or have other means of contact. Considering that OP's girlfriend has so little trust in OP, isn't it likely that her thoughts would be something along those lines? 2. Furthermore, I don't think that it's plausible to claim that you don't know someone simply because you can't provide any information about that particular person. It would work if you were trying to prove that you knew someone by providing information about the other person, but it doesn't really work the other way. After all, one could just claim not to have any information about the other person even if he did know the person really well. Things don't always work both ways. I get that you're looking it at from the viewpoint that this person is some random person that probably had no idea who OP was, but look at it this way too. What if the person's intention was to deliberately cause problems for OP? At this point in time, even if she didn't know OP personally, she could easily pull out and adopt another approach - by pretending not to know OP while at the same time dropping obvious hints that she might. OP's girlfriend would probably believe at this point in time that both OP and the other person were lying. 3.In addition, we have to once again take into account the lack of trust OP's girlfriend has in him. In such a situation, she would probably be able to speculate and come up with many other theories than just the 2 that I've proposed. That pretty much means that without some solid evidence that OP had never met that girl before, he's not going to be able to get himself out of this.
BunchieRules 31
Maybe she got the couple mixed up, and really thought she knew them. In any case, what DID she know, exactly?
thats_my_job 11
105 -Your comment is too long. I skipped 2 and most of 3. There was no summary either so I have no idea what you were saying.
NoisyNykkii 10
I thank the random girl that OP met for giving me this lovely idea!
wannaplay 1
You just got punk'd.
PYLrulz 17
105 - tl;dr
simonsaysYDI 8
95 - What the hell makes you think the random girl stayed around to chat?
GetDirtyDoWork 1
Im gunna do that ... >:)
KeyboardWarrior 10
Then you are not in a healthy relationship, and I suggest you work out those trust issues you have with your partner before something actually DOES happen to the two of you and it causes even more problems down the road.
zinoxity 23
This is what you do. She knocks on the window, yells, "I knew it!", you shout, "Who the hell are you?!" while jumping out of your car and chasing that random lady away yelling, "stop stalking me you crazy bitch! I don't even know you!" Problem solved.
chance16 0
Haha I'm going to Walmart and target and doing this today to every couple I see
MrBrightside21 20
169 - Please don't. Although it is a fantastic prank, you can ruin people's lives. I don't want that, they don't want that, lil baby Jesus doesn't want that, and I'm sure you wouldn't want that to happen to you.
gigglingalways 6
Bitches be crazy
putloginhere 6
I thought it was bitches be trippin or maybe thats just the only way ive heard it
Luunatic 13
I've heard of both..
Harpy20 24
4- my thoughts exactly.
DespairFaction 11
Haha that is the first thing that came to mind.
jeragonm 15
Dr. Sheldon Cooper!!
baddawg365 0
BaZinga
nerobluerose 10
Bitches ain't got nothin on Dora.
PotatoSupahNinja 3
Maybe she is your stalker. :)
SparkleyTurtle 4
Stalkers have lives.
ss_20_xx 14
^ Well you can't bet on that. I once had a stalker who kept on calling and texting for months. He knew where I went to and even kept track of how long I stayed.
rulezdunmatter 12
Sure, they have lives, imaginary ones which involve their 'victims', themselves and the children they're going to have together. =)
skoob1 12
Excuse me, I have a life... Ya know... Halo on Tuesdays
Cartera 10
111 - Diablo 3*
l23VIVE 17
Wednesday is Halo night!!! Tuesday is Minecraft. Monday is Mass Effect 3. Sunday is BF3. Saturday is Assassin's Creed Revelations. Friday is BF3. Thursday is Gears of War 3.
VIPwhenever 15
Your girlfriend doesn't trust you that's bad u proably did something that made her not trust you or she's just got trust issues
olpally 33
Holy run-on sentence batman! Punctuation people, use it. As for op, just stick to your guns and say you don't know her. That's all you can really do.
igive 29
i'm pretty sure anyone would be suspicious if that happened to them.
VIPwhenever 15
Yeah sorry, I'm really tired.I'm not going to worry about my punctuation today
baconftw 9
Ah, punctuation. The difference between helping your uncle, Jack off a horse and helping your uncle Jack off a horse.
Roflsauruz 12
And for your information, 44, those two statements you wrote are one and the same. :/ you missed commas..... And so you made what you were trying to prove entirely pointless. Nice try, though.
Awsumuzzie 12
44, you repeated yourself. 44, you repeated, yourself.
evilplatypus 39
43 - If you're too tired to bother making sure your sentence comes out coherent and easily understood, maybe you're too tired to attempt communication of any kind?
white16sox 19
Not worried about punctuation, but you put a comma after sorry. You are lazy, not tired.
dohboi 2
Your cute :)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Edit: Ignore this. *nothing to see here
VIPwhenever 15
Sorry for this comment you guys,my cousin was on my phone. :/
Esavage93 7
And my cousin made this comment.
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
And my cousin is Obama
jjessen 20
All of you, you're misinterpreting what 44 said he said help your uncle, "jack" off a horse, and help your uncle Jack off a horse. Anyone with a disturbed immature mind can understand what he is saying.
KeyboardWarrior 10
160 I think you're the one who misunderstood... We get what he's TRYING to say, but we are talking about what he DID say. He repeated himself by misplacing a comma.
7srodri1 8
"Grammatically incorrect" thouse are some long words, and it reminded me of the book, 'The Wide Window' by: Limony Snicket, it's a good book.
comeatmebroo6254 1
Was she the crazy mountain girl from Good Luck Charlie?
ALlamaOnFire 20
Ivy?
11mandy80 6
I don't think it was Ivy. It must have been someone else. I just can't think of who it is!
MidnaLink 35
The woman going after the husband perhaps?
kandi_kid69 15
Not Ivy or Mrs. Dabney. I don't think the crazy mountain lady had a name at all.
Inediblepeaches 15
That show still exists...?!?!
nerobluerose 10
Bunch of people on a mature site watch disney xD. Well, semi mature at least. Had to google to find out what the hell y'all we're talking about.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Yea it wasn't Ivy, it happened when Mrs. Dabney was letting Teddy use her car to practice driving. Then they ran out of gas and thus the crazy mountain lady appeared. She didn't have a name lol.
Streeet_hayley 6
*cracks open window an inch*
mrsmathers17531 5
Ouch. That's never good.
Revan501 15
You don't say.
reallytho3 11
Tht would explain why it's on fml.... It all makes sense now thank you
cookie_crumble89 11
No shit sherlock
BunchieRules 31
Again, with the "never good" or "always embarrassing" comments. It sounds like it happens to you all the time when you put it like that.
muurph 4
Random girls can be pretty intimidating sometimes
thisisafunnyname 12
Girls in general can be pretty intimidating
mboehm88 3
So did you just drive away after she started knocking instead of rolling down the window and saying, "who the **** are you?!" because if so, that would look a bit suspicious
NothernNightmare 18
I think this is one of those situations where OP is going to look guilty either way.
Briiyahh 7
So sorry try your best to explain when you cool off.....
Revan501 15
No where in the story did it say he was mad.
IloveyouJon 11
97 his username says it.
Revan501 15
Oh my bad didn't see that one.