Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML
Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Top comments
cumberbunny 17
That's really stupid, OP. You should always check that you know who's inside the car before you start talking. YDI.
icnburbbygrl 23
Why would you say that to your mom??
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Comments (67)
Emiler98 11
Did he want you?
rylaii 26
No, he just pulled up to the curb to ask for directions.
ElricMustang 23
No, he just pulled up. It says nothing about him wanting her.
kjack49044 18
Did you have the Nigerian ankle bracelet?
Already_Dead 15
For those people that took her question serious and are attempting to use the FML wording to answer it... don't. She's not asking for your opinion. In fact, what's the common sense in trying to respond to it, if you truly don't know the answer yourself? He could've actually 'wanted her,' or he couldn't have and drove away. We don't know. End of story.
incoherentrmblr 22
Did you happen to be on a corner?...
cumberbunny 17
That's really stupid, OP. You should always check that you know who's inside the car before you start talking. YDI.
saba_ajira 29
I agree. You brought that on yourself OP.
viva_la_blondes 15
Oh c'mon you've never talked to a friend you thought was by you only to turn around and see they left and someone else is there looking at you like you're a crazy person? Or seen someone that looks like a friend and gone up to say hi and it turns out to not be them? People on here are too harsh sometimes.
TypeBbitch 15
That's different though 22. So many people drive the same car and that's why there are license plates so you can identify which one belongs to whom. I always check the license place before I attempt manually unlocking my grey Honda Civic since it's a pretty common car.
ibanghellokitty 8
Yeah, I know like if you don't like the comment then you could just put a down vote instead of putting the person down with a really harsh comment...
mary_13 26
I would not be able to remember a licence plate number.That's crazy.
keirissleepy 10
49 can you remember your own cell number? if not then i see your point as to why you'd have difficulty with this simple task
yzzami 17
Oh the awful embarrassing memory you just refreshed, #22
Dumbled0re 1
22 are you serious? Maybe I don't quite understand what went down but if imagine if she said that to the guy in the car, she saw his face while talking otherwise he wouldn't have heard her? So honestly she does kind of deserve it, it was completely her fault. I don't see anyone being harsh here. And those examples aren't even close to the same. It does also suck though, that'd be pretty embarrassing.
mary_13 26
#54 I don't have a cell phone and it's not the same.
mary_13 26
I agree with #22, I've done that more than once and the people on here are way too harsh.
mary_13 26
I meant #52 not #54 my bad.
maryiah 21
Well at least you know now you could make some easy money when you need it.
chickenfeet223 11
Haha
icnburbbygrl 23
Why would you say that to your mom??
patrickalamo 48
It's called a joke... That is the reason people sometimes say things which are so outrageous, they are funny... Or at lease attempt to be funny.
GirlGamer12345 22
That's a really weird joke with your mom..
sicksadworld1317 30
It's not that weird. At 16, my ass would have been kicked if I tried to joke with my mom like that. At 19, she would have laughed. Not all mother/daughter relationships are so straight-laced, especially if the daughter is an adult herself.
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
It's called a joke...
Deadpool47 23
I kinda did the same thing when went to a car that looked like dad's and said " they don't any chicken wings left what do you want instead? " :l
viva_la_blondes 15
Cool story bro. Tell it again.
grace31297 14
Cool story bro, Needs more dragons
communisttaco 16
Nobody cares about your pointless, shitty, irrelevant stories. I'm tired of assholes spamming the comments with irrelevant horse shit.
markcallanan_ 20
What the hell? YDI
missyfiona89 28
Number plates. They're usually visible.
FucYoCouch 13
You would be suprised how many people don't remember their plate numbers.
SDee1234 11
I don't know mine, don't see a point in it. The number plates as you call them are on the back of the car so how would that have helped OP?
domolovesyoshi 33
they're on the front and back
empbob 20
Not every state has front plates
SDee1234 11
They are only on the back here.
keirissleepy 10
do you remember your cell number? then a number plate shouldn't be so difficult either... if anything its less numbers to remember
xx000o 27
You could have got a ride and a ride home out of it.
AGB10 19
Take the money and run ;) only kidding
brandoneyez1 25
What if he happened to be a cop? This Joke could have turned into far more.
noonenoeone 22
Umm, no? Talking to someone isn't illegal
brandoneyez1 25
In many states solicitation is enough. They consider it intent.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
In that case I'm sure an explanation would set things straight.
communisttaco 16
Wow... Never met a Bolt fanboy/fangirl.