Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, I decided to clean my entire apartment. While vacuuming, I sucked up something big. I didn’t realize what it was until later when I couldn’t find my engagement ring. I digged through a vacuum bag full of dust, crumbs, and mystery hair, only to realize it was on my finger the whole time. FML
Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
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Krirn 21
A diamond in the ruff.
chillyCholo 5
Because dogs eat carrots so often..
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Comments (117)
ant1ion 12
Must have thought it was a carrot, from you talking about the karats in the ring
chillyCholo 5
Because dogs eat carrots so often..
143dav 8
Were you on something when you wrote this comment? I mean I don't know any dogs that understand what I say completely and like carrots... First comment pressure getting ya? Well I must say I like your sense of humor though.
ant1ion 12
Sorry forgot you guys are extremely literal and don't take jokes
143dav 8
We take jokes... Just not bad ones :)
ant1ion 12
Hey hey... It was bad I am ashamed I will now walk away
IOmnomHard 10
The joke was kind of cute. I'd rather see this get thumbs up rather than some dumb 'What a shitty situation!' Comment like you used to see get thumbs on older FMLs.
SystemofaBlink41 27
14- my dog used to eat carrots...
Zya_fml 8
I'm sure the dog can tell it's a ring and not a carrot...
ant1ion 12
You are late at commenting
Zya_fml 8
Am I really? Thanks for letting me know.
ant1ion 12
You're welcome, anytime :)
racerapj 10
#1 - Since when is it too late to comment like you're the FML police of this thread?
twilightterd 4
oh my that was a terrible joke
xKandaxYuux 8
14-...my dog loves carrots.
Junkie_Razor 20
82. Gold ring?
CountMango 5
*very obligatory shitty situation comment* *braces for downvotes*
ant1ion 12
I'm beating you at down votes
SweetJTBR 22
Why did you do that if you knew it wasn't going to work? The worst part was that you didn't even write the crappy pun correctly.
SystemofaBlink41 27
15- hehehe "crappy" pun...
WaSiSimiLang 8
Idk... I'm getting the feeling most people care very much about thumbs especially thumbs up though for the life of me I can't figure why... Then to get more attention they type crap like " braces for thumbs down " to psych themselves for the worst while at the same time hoping their comments get thumbed up. To make a joking competition when they get thumbs down too...
weasel123 9
What a wonderful way to spend your week... Hope you find your ring, OP!
Revan501 15
Yeah looking through dog crap is awesome!
Glitterhinoceros 14
I spend all of my weeks like that.
GovernorGeneral 8
Oh all the glorious things OP will find. Makes me so jealous.
Daftendirekt1 0
How has no one made an American Pie reference? Haha. Still that sucks OP, hope you get your ring back.
patrickalamo 48
Next time: 1. Take the dog outside 2. Fill a turkey baster full of h2o2 (hydrogen peroxide) 3. Squirt it down the dogs throat. 4. Stand back, projectile vomiting and your ring will follow.
fadingaway 17
@#78, see #91.
slurshies 11
87- as funny as that may be to you, I'm pretty sure the dog would get some pretty serious burns down his throat
DogsPaw 16
I would take him/her to the vet, they can't digest a ring, so it's free to nick any soft tissue on it's way out and then you will have some very serious problems.
Krirn 21
A diamond in the ruff.
TrueTriage 16
Gotta love that. Spray each lump with high pressure hose until OP eventually uncovers it
GovernorGeneral 8
You're so stupid.
GovernorGeneral 8
Look at #5's profile. 3';
syley 5
Maybe I'm wrong, but if you spray a pile of crap, with a ring in it, with a high pressure hose will the ring not go flying?
RiverRamirez 2
All I could think of when I was reading this was American Wedding
jkmartinjk 16
Maybe try explaining it to your mom...? And not searching through dog shit.
IOmnomHard 10
Her mother may have passed away? And besides, it may have been very expensive. A little discomfort isn't a reason to give up so easy.
jkmartinjk 16
True, but I always find that 'things' don't told feelings or memories, as well as a person does. They're only things.
alycion 39
Still need to make sure that it passes safely even if you don't care about the object.
PeteyPablo12308 20
34- Did you consider that maybe the OP actually wants the ring back? A gift from a loved one is special because of who it's from and the thought behind it, whether it's a ring or a card.
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
Don't worry OP! You'll laugh about this one day ;)
dee7822 3
I'm laughing about it Now! Sorry OP
woainishamu 21
I'm sooo sure your neighbors won't look at you awkwardly when you are busy excavating your "artifact".
kdog333 1
lock him in a kennel and let him think about what hes done.
IOmnomHard 10
...That's kind of mean. I'm sure the dog didn't do it with the intent to upset OP. Probably thought it was just really shiny numnums.
dead_insects 18
I truly doubt the dog had an agenda. Locking the pet in a kennel is unnecessary since he won't understand why
Junkie_Razor 20
16 I thought it was funny. Apparently no one else got it.
lucasg63 2
Haha, I thought it was funny too. People take things too literally on this site
Bluefrog9636 7
Personally, I think that is normal... Compared to what my dog used to do... But good luck OP!
nightskye 4
Don't be so reckless to leave it laying around where the dog can reach it!
alycion 39
I have a husky. That dog can open things you wouldn't think a dog could. Hell, most dogs are good at getting into places you wouldn't expect. Sometimes you think you have everything out of reach and they find a new way to amaze you.
SerendipityRose 26
My cat, my little 6 1/2 lb cat, ate the bell off of our Christmas tree topper. The tree was over 6ft tall & in the middle of the room. Explain that one! There is almost no place a resourceful pet can't get to...
GovernorGeneral 8
#59- Is that your husky? I think he found his way to your liquor cabinet.
GovernorGeneral 8
Can you not start off a comment with a number anymore ?!? It took me 3 tries before i added the # before 59. Dang it.
alycion 39
Yeah that was him after a few hours at the dog park heh. Though I wouldn't be surprised if he found the liquor cabinet.