Today, I was on my way to meet the girl I like at the beach. I parked my truck and walked to the restaurant where I was supposed to meet her. She wasn't there so I called her and she told me she cancelled because it started raining. There wasn't a cloud in the sky. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, I had an amazing date with my girlfriend. Everything was going great, until I locked my keys in the car. It then started raining. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who told me, “Sunny weather makes me depressed.” I’d hate to see what’s she’s like when it rains. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
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null_fml 11
Even if she wasn't such a shitty liar, she's still a bitch to "cancel" on you without, y'know, informing you.
Lessychan 4
I think you should take the subtle hint...
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Comments (46)
Lessychan 4
I think you should take the subtle hint...
humorizer 14
No, I mean you have to realize that it can rain in certain areas while other areas are clear. Did you know that at any given moment, it's both day AND night on earth? It's possible for one place to be one way, and the other another way. Give it one more try, and if it happens again, or if she declines ("Oh, I don't know if I'll be free this week...") then ya, you were right.
reyemrein 0
and the acceptance bar for an FML just fell a little bit lower
null_fml 11
Even if she wasn't such a shitty liar, she's still a bitch to "cancel" on you without, y'know, informing you.
XR6Falcon 0
what a bitch!
sarcasticbitch 7
she gave u a hint saying: **** off
arcadiaware 0
Wouldn't the right hint be turning down the date? Not agreeing to it just to cancel?
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI for having a truck
whataloadofbull 0
Yeah dude, seriously... Who the hell drives around a truck.
cornsnake 0
11 do mounted campers count as trucks? because i use it during long business involved drives. they are good if you dont want to be in a hotel.
causelifehappens 0
localised shower. you'd be surprised.
hahoon11 0
awww that really sucks... well maybe u can be optimistic and think that there was a rain cloud following her around.... plus why would she lie about something that u can obviously tell isn't true.. unless she's dumb as a rock or French...
NeonPopRocks 14
**** you. I'm French, dickwadd.
soksoeur 4
Maybe it was raining... in her mouth. >:] nyuck nyuck nyuck
sparkey0127 0
you're at the beach... forget that bitch, go find two better ones have an amazing time... take pictures an send them to her
birds_fml 7
How do you know it wasn't raining over her house? I look at the weather channel all the time, and it's surprising how it can show rain just 5 miles from my house while it's sunny looking out the window. Give her another chance. She might've not been lying.
Euphorically 14
Yeah. I've never seen snow and a couple suburbs away it was actually miraculously snowing.
st0815 9
So what - does rain prevent her from going to the restaurant? Or does it prevent her from calling him and telling him she doesn't want to go? Even if it was raining she's still a bitch.
DillyLyn 0
Maybe it's a thunderstorm and a high chance of a tornado.
Stacy1234 0
#13, um yeah...they're going to the beach so I'd say that's the perfect time to cancel because of rain. Granted she should have called.
DillyLyn 0
He said he meet her at the beach, and they were suppose to meet at a restraunt, with (most likely) a roof.