Anathema_360
Hamilton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex dreams I'm watching porn alone. FML
Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex dreams I'm watching porn alone. FML
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Allow me to clarify. I have a boyfriend, we've been together for 3 years, he's just doesn't want sex anymore
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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TrippingOnAcid 29
What is fappening to this generation?
booze_n_bitches 37
Stop watching so much **** and go out into the world and find someone special! Sex is so much better when it's with someone you love anyway:)
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TrippingOnAcid 29
What is fappening to this generation?
201chasew 22
The great fappening was a LOT of nudes leaked of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and various other celebrities. (yes, I do see that it was a joke)
DFMLharsh 20
And you were the first to download them.
ScarredVox92 16
this comment is golden.
cmac86 24
So it's cum to this.
gordjess1 19
Oh no! That'd be awkward if you sleep talk and someone heard.
gordjess1 19
Brace yourselves masturbation puns are cumming
sturschaedel 27
Was it good **** at least?
abNormal62 23
Don't be so hard on your self my friend! Or maybe being harder on yourself will help. Go ahead and reach out and touch someone, even if TS just yourself!
abNormal62 23
Talk to your friends, somebody may be willing to offer you a hand
booze_n_bitches 37
Stop watching so much **** and go out into the world and find someone special! Sex is so much better when it's with someone you love anyway:)
Vestin 18
#8: As long as he loves himself, I don't see an issue ;P.
Mauskau 36
I do the same sometimes, but it can happen shortly after having sex, it's mainly because I haven't actually done anything myself in a while. I've never thought of posting it on here though.
Addiction333 14
Says the young girl who can get laid as easily as making a sandwich. Try being a guy.
Bruhsco 8
Stop watching ****.
Lexipants 21
Oh, shit, the fun police are here!
coming back in the future 30
I had one were i was masturbating next to my brother.
BigC_from_Bama 16
That's exactly what I wanted to read today. Thanks!
fleshMastersword 6
Hey chill bro, I am 21 and still a virgin
WilliamMurderfac_fml 23
So you have yet to find a sheath for your flesh master sword?
Myo_fml 20
It'll be fine. I didn't lose my virginity until 21 but I had the added benefit of losing it to someone I love.